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cut eugene, save jennifer.
-------------------------- Eu(bore)gene Sully BB6 - 2nd place http://www.eugenesully.net/blog/cont...y/May07_06.jpg (Shahbaz with a fan (Eugene), the right one) I really can't be arsed to write much about this dullard but here goes. Eugene entered the BB6 house 4 weeks in along with two female intruders.. he was obviously the grossly inferior one. Sadly, Kinga was evicted as Makosi made the awful decision to allow Eugene to become a proper housemate and wreak his blandness upon us until the end of the show. Some say he was a nice distraction to the otherwise nasty, malicious filled house but I don't agree at all, especially when he barely appears in highlight shows and when he does, it bores you to sleep. There is so little substance to write about so I'm babbling on... remember when he unrightfully snatched 50k from the prize fund... remember his secret tasks that were oh so dull.... remember Makosi scalping him... remember him being saved against Derek... remember his awful jokes? No? Me either. You'd think a runner up would offer a bit more the table. At least he wasn't a nasty person but it's a shame he was oh so cringeworthy. I don't really do socially awkward non-entities. |
Cut Richard, Save Roberto
--- 234. Richard Newmark (BB7) http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/u...zed/dickie.jpg I know Richard has a lot of fans here, and to be honest, I was one of them when I first watched BB7 as a naïve child. I thought he was 'sassy' and 'funny' (and I will admit that he was quite funny at times). However, rewatching BB7, without fail I've always come out of it hating Richard. Anyway Richard entered the BB7 on launch night, as a “SEXUAL TERRORIST” and he said he would like “have sex with every man in there” [or something along those lines] when in reality he was nothing like that at all. This turned out to be totally fake and his real house persona was more of an annoying uncle I guess. In week 1, he was the ringleader in the bullying of Shahbaz, and in my opinion, he came out the worst (or at least as bad as Sezer). Like, I know Shahbaz is a naturally annoying person but he definitely did not deserve the treatment he got by, well basically the whole BB7 house. After Shahbaz left, he became obsessed with what he dubbed as 'the PLASTICS' and in particular he had a big hate boner for Imogen, who I understand was slightly bitchy in the first few weeks (Grace's influence imo) and essentially started an argument with her and Sezer because he thought Imogen was boring and didn't deserve to be in the house, and it was really hypocritical, who is he to decide who deserves to be in the house or not? Richard got nominated like all the time but was constantly saved by the public (RIP Lea and Imogen). He continued to be really condescending, especially to Lea in her eviction week, thinking her eviction was a done deal and he would be safe (it was actually a fairly close eviction lol). Then during the HND week, him and Imogen went into the HND and he basically started bitching about Queen Aisleyne and encouraging Grace to get her revenge, which erased any goodwill he earned by defending Susie in watergate and Imogen was the one defending Aisleyne and I found it so ironic. Aisleyne had been nothing but nice to Richard and yet at the first opportunity he turned on her and it really didn't sit well with me (spoiler not really: I'm a huge Aisleyne fan) And that's not even touching on his uncomfortable relationship with fellow gay Michael, like when Michael asked not be called a 'she' yet Richard did it anyway. It was so glorious he only came in 4th and got beaten by Aisleyne and he was so bemused lmao. In conclusion: Aisleyne rules, Richard drools Save Roberto, kitchen god <3 |
Save Harry, evict Steve
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I am saving Chris because he is genuinely one of the few male BB housemates of the C5 era with any sense of integrity, intellect and general moral virtue? Like idk why he's being nominated at this early stage, he saw Helen for what she was and stood against her for the entire series :shrug: but I guess bc Ashleigh is a girl she gets all the credit idk. Also he's a talented artist so there's that x
#idk - JJ Bird http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/a...e_1092752a.jpg Quote:
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Glyn (Not so) Wise aka the Boy from the Planet Zzzzzzod https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKS6unHUMAAj7Aw.png Let's analyse Glyn's so called 'journey' Glyn will always be remembered as the A-level genius that walked into the BB house in his pants as a substitute for his personality. However much to his detriment this was the worst thing for him to do in Week 1 as Big Brother Household (who most would ironically become his friends later on in the series) forgot all about this crowd follower and did not save him from the indignity of having no clothes. So, pulling the 'I've left my personality in my suitcase' excuse he faced eviction with Bonnie however he stayed because he has a penis lbr. After this Glyn vowed to be entertaining etc but he fell into the unpopular Grace, Sezer clan however he got away with this because the public pulled the 'he's 18 and misunderstood' excuse. Soon after this Glyn infamously 'boiled an egg for the very first time' which played into the 'aww he's so young and innocent' excuse. BUT my I remind you of the time when he shockingly spoke up and said '**** off Rich' during the cheerleader task? The next memorable display from Glyn was the time he got drunk and elaborately vomited in every area possible. Let's remember Glyn course of vomit. He threw up into a bucket by the side of the bed, then decided to move to bathroom to throw up in the toilet, then he moved to Richard's beloved kitchen sick and finally he decided to finish vomiting in the garden of all places. Then after this elaborate display it was SUSIE who came off worse because she dared to criticise drunk and desperate Glyn? I think he scaled the wall and ran across the roof and thus broke BBLB's Bunny Cam (but it didn't stop Dermot's bias) too. However, my main criticism against Glyn was that the main reason why he got an undeserved runner up position was that everyone thinks he went on a 'journey' when coming out in dog tags and a beany hat =/= a journey. We all know the nation's sweetheart AISLEYNE had the biggest journey and deserved 2nd place. As for http://31.media.tumblr.com/09fc89579...5kh1ruum60.gif |
cut Dan save Sam :joker:
-- #. Dan Neal (BB14) http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/...D6F5N-ahIQ.jpg I'm sure this is ~controversial~ and I will admit that I like Dan more than Sam, but I don't really like Dan at all and what's better than pissing some people off by saving Sam? So, Dan... he's really annoying and kinda tiring! Like, good for you that you kinda sussed Michael out but OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP NOT AND STOP LOOKING FOR MORE TWISTS! Being a detective doesn't qualify you to analyze the psychological motives of the C5 production team. Yes, we get that Wolfy is fake and awful, but SHUT UP about how "I just think... she isn't real... there's something not right about her *scrunched face*" Yes, we get that you're upset that Callum nominated you face to face, but SHUT UP about how you didn't *deserve* his nomination and stop antagonizing Callum and getting him to state every fact he knows about Gina's life and SHUT UP about how "his niceness is AWKWARD!!!" Yes, we get that you think Dexter is an annoying gameplayer, but SHUT UP about it. Just shut up, we don't need to hear your latest conspiracy theory every mother****ing episode. Some other things I would like to tear Dan apart for... he was AWFUL at arguing, and when Jack and Joe are coming off better than you in an argument you really need to quit while you're behind. Also, congrats on quitting a high profile job in the police force to go on CHANNEL 5 ERA BIG BROTHER talk about awful life choices. I don't know, I really don't want to talk about Dan anymore because for being such a ~big character~ in BB14 he really didn't do all that much? Like, Dan was completely irrelevant in his final two weeks when you think about it. To conclude this entry, I would like to remind you all about how Dan was OBSESSED with proving that he wasn't bitchy or camp or flamboyant or ~gay~ and acted like it was a death sentence. Girl, I saw you dancing in your skimpy underwear to "Play" by Jennifer Lopez that one morning, you ain't fooling anyone. I'm saving Sam literally only to piss some people off. Every rankdown needs some off-putting decisions, and there are plenty of more awful people to eliminate before Sam (that might be foreshadowing of what's to come :)) |
yeah bye Macie Latefoot
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L-R: Eugene Sully, Roberto Conte, Glyn Wise, Spiral Coroner, Richard Newman, Jennifer Clarke, Mohammed Mohammed, JJ Bird, Steve Gill, Nathan Dunne, Harry Blake, Luke Scrase, Jack and Joe Glenny, Sam Evans, Dan Neil, Chris Wright, Nick Henderson, Joel Williams |
Welp not it posting twice
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Glen 'Spiral' Coroner - BB7:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6...400/spiral.jpg Spiral ****ing sucked. He was a little bitch at the end of the day who got owned consistently so much so it was ****ing hilarious. He was so ****ing pretentious and Aisleyne owning him on his statement towards her dress code and how she was dressing far too provocatively is one of my favourite moments. He couldn't even barely take that from Aisleyne and he was SOOOO ****ing bad at arguing it was bordering on embarrassing for the guy. He also had a slight obsession with Aisleyne when he lost it because she wouldn't snog him in spin the bottle. It was all a little weird. He was a sex pest and was after Aisleyne but let's face it she was NEVER EVER in a million years going to even consider even glancing at him. He thought he was gods gift also like many men think when they enter the house yet he looked like someone who would stink of piss. Him not wanting to give his name away to anyone else ('my name is Spiral') when housemates would ask his name. No Glen, you're name is not Spiral, it's ****ing Glen! I save Nick |
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Good choices btw. I thought I'd be forced to save Dexter, Rex or Marcus. That can wait for Macie :laugh:
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REECE: cut Eugene, save Jennifer
ESPEON: cut Richard, save Roberto LUCAS: cut Steve, save Harry SHAUN: cut JJ, save Chris MACIE: cut Dan, save Sam DANIEL: cut Spiral, save Nick |
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Oh and yes I'm enjoying this as discussed on the last page. Even if all my faves will be out soon.
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:joker: Macie saving Sam
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