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Israel
Last Christmas... a song for Ben x
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero (hetero)
I dreamed about the two of us
No one told me you’re “on the other bus”
Hey baby, I just want to please ya
It ain’t gonna happen tho cos I’m not a geezer.
Last Christmas I wore my sexy undies
You didn’t care tho, cos you’re not into shmundies
I’ve drunk dialled you when you’re home all alone
I’ve sexted you and sent nude pics to your phone
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you told me you’re gay
This year, if you think you’re still queer
I’ll give it to someone hetero (hetero)
I’ve sat outside your place at night in my car
I’ve turned up unexpected when you’re out at a bar
I’ve tried dancing sexy but I’m wasting my time
Cos your slut drop is so much better than mine.
I’m coming to terms now I’ve done all that I can
I know there’s a big flaw in my master plan
Ooo Ooo It might have worked out if only I was a man.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you told me you’re gay
This year, because you’re still queer
I’m looking for someone hetero (hetero)
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But then OY VEY! You told me you’re gay
Is Caitlin free?
I think she likes me….
It doesn’t have to be someone hetero (hetero).
[Repeat chorus and fade]
