[rquote=2504713&tid=144607&author=discotheque]Would a strap-on endowed Lisa be worse with or without a gimp mask ?[/rquote]

Nah the gimp mask would hide her "come face" if she took you with a double header face to face.

What do you want to spoil that pleasure for?

I think David is her Gimp

With them lashing Siavash out of it lol. God, I have to stop.

[rquote=2504706&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504666&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol
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You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?[/rquote]

something's got to start it!! lol

[rquote=2504688&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly![/rquote]

sprays stuff??? lol you know too much!! lol

whats pulp fiction

It's possible she looks good in it....my partner says mine compliments my baby blue eyes.....so..... Found that bit of the Hl show hillarious.:hug:

[rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.

[rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504706&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504666&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol
[/rquote]

You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?[/rquote]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

You tried primrose oil??? harmless and my sister went into labour the next day x

[rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen :D

Makes Me Sick Thinking About It :shocked:
:sad:
Its Accualy Upset Me.

:laugh2:

[rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504706&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504666&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol
[/rquote]

You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?[/rquote]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

Good luck kissy.....we live in sunny Glasgow too, hope all goes well for you.:thumbs::xyxwave:

[rquote=2504814&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen :D[/rquote]

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol

[rquote=2504816&tid=144607&author=BONNEIP][rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504706&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504666&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol
[/rquote]

You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?[/rquote]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

Good luck kissy.....we live in sunny Glasgow too, hope all goes well for you.:thumbs::xyxwave:[/rquote]

thanks!! i'll be in princess royal if you want to send chocolates!! lol:tongue:

[rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry

[rquote=2504865&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504814&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen :D[/rquote]

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol[/rquote]

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:

[rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

have to say, and i know i'll get jumped on, i don't like that film. i know it's a classic but it's pish :whistle:

[rquote=2504868&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry[/rquote]

tried and failed!! lol

[rquote=2504871&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504865&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504814&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen :D[/rquote]

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol[/rquote]

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:[/rquote]

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.

[rquote=2504874&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

have to say, and i know i'll get jumped on, i don't like that film. i know it's a classic but it's pish :whistle:[/rquote]

I wouldn't have it in my top 10 or top 40 for that matter, but it's an important film in the history of cinema in terms of plotting, dialogue and cinematography. It's also endlessly rewatchable and quotable. Lacks heart though.... very cold film but cool as f"ck

[rquote=2504897&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504871&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504865&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504814&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen :D[/rquote]

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol[/rquote]

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:[/rquote]

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.[/rquote]

LOL!

whats a reprobate btw? x

[rquote=2504881&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504868&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry[/rquote]

tried and failed!! lol [/rquote]

PRIMROSE OIL!!!

Or keep going to the hospital and say your in labour, eventually thry will get fed up and give you a cervical sweep :bigsmile:

[rquote=2504911&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504897&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504871&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504865&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504814&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen :D[/rquote]

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol[/rquote]

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:[/rquote]

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.[/rquote]

LOL!

whats a reprobate btw? x[/rquote]

Oh, we're just depraved individuals... morally debase ha ha. Sick in the head:tongue: Nah, just having a bit of silly fun

[rquote=2504917&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504881&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504868&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry[/rquote]

tried and failed!! lol [/rquote]

PRIMROSE OIL!!!

Or keep going to the hospital and say your in labour, eventually thry will get fed up and give you a cervical sweep :bigsmile:[/rquote]

i'll give it a go tomorrow and let you know.

cheers for the advice:thumbs:

[rquote=2504927&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504917&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504881&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504868&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504766&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]

something's got to start it!! lol[/rquote]

Sex started the missus in all three of hers(only two were mine, the third was satans)

Or a good hot curry[/rquote]

tried and failed!! lol [/rquote]

PRIMROSE OIL!!!

Or keep going to the hospital and say your in labour, eventually thry will get fed up and give you a cervical sweep :bigsmile:[/rquote]

i'll give it a go tomorrow and let you know.

cheers for the advice:thumbs:[/rquote]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle: