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karezza 09-07-2010 12:46 PM

To JJ on being nice to Rachel

"that was a bit of a wasted experiment".

oddballmisfitsFTW 09-07-2010 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karezza (Post 3458544)
To David:



"I didn't knife you in the back, I knifed you in the front".


this one is one of my favourites from Ben.

It sums up Ben's personality and his brilliant comedy in one funny line :dance:

Mystic Mock 09-07-2010 12:51 PM

when he called shabby and caoimhe the adams family.

BOOSH 09-07-2010 01:09 PM

When he says mario sounds like michael jackson and a librarian from Ohio :laugh3:

karezza 10-07-2010 09:34 AM

About Steve:

I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book.

JayManUnleashed 10-07-2010 09:51 AM

Lol.

karezza 10-07-2010 12:50 PM

I'm a prophet Johnny - ahead of my time.

ange7 10-07-2010 12:54 PM

None of these are funny.
"I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book. "
??
I laughed and laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ange7 10-07-2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jedward fever (Post 3467863)
when he called shabby and caoimhe the adams family.

They called themselves that but.... still not funny

BOOSH 10-07-2010 12:57 PM

he makes me chuckle

ange7 10-07-2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karezza (Post 3447860)
About Mario:

Because I don't want his weiner up my bum I'm an appalling person.

yay!! finally a lol

Visage 10-07-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karezza (Post 3472290)
About Steve:

I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book.

I did chuckle at that comment :joker:

SoFarSoGood282 13-07-2010 12:04 AM

Josie: Do you think you could learn to love me?

Ben: With time..........and prozac

:dance::dance::joker::joker:

karezza 14-07-2010 09:31 AM

Ben to Josie and Dave about Crab Eyes:

"You know how he furrows his brow? He's going to need botox in 6 months!"

karezza 14-07-2010 09:41 AM

Mario: "I am not going to deliver a speech from Hamlet , Like Ben................"

Ben : ................"No ...Because if you did , Steve wouldnt understand it"

karezza 14-07-2010 09:41 AM

Crab Eyes : "You said you could live off bird-seed for the rest of the show"

BEN : "I'd rather live off bird seed than beans."

karezza 14-07-2010 09:47 AM

BEN: To Dave (now sporting make-up):

"You really look like an attractive drag queen.....just a wig and a shave and you will look like a middle-aged housewife ..."

ange7 14-07-2010 09:47 AM

Ben to Steve: "I think Britain should have let Hitler have his way...it was a waste"
Steve the veteran!

ange7 14-07-2010 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karezza (Post 3493616)
Crab Eyes : "You said you could live off bird-seed for the rest of the show"

BEN : "I'd rather live off bird seed than beans."

? WTF
you think these are funny?
what's wrong with you?
"I'd rather live off bird seed than beans." ????
NOT FUNNY

ange7 14-07-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Visage (Post 3473092)
I did chuckle at that comment :joker:

you would

sosadbbend 14-07-2010 12:27 PM

I love all of Ben's quotes, I've had a lovely hour or so laughing at all of them. I like that little nod of the head he does after he says something to Mario.

Kazanne 14-07-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ange7 (Post 3472943)
None of these are funny.
"I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book. "
??
I laughed and laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are all Aussies bereft of any humour and they have the cheek to call US winging poms,lol,we know you are obsessed with ratboy,the sooner he comes back to you the better,

Kazanne 14-07-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ange7 (Post 3493632)
? WTF
you think these are funny?
what's wrong with you?
"I'd rather live off bird seed than beans." ????
NOT FUNNY

What is wrong with YOU?why are you not on the JJ threads supporting him,instead of coming in a Ben thread,throwing out your silly one liners.You really do not get British humour do you,lol,Just why DID you come on this thread?

Angus 14-07-2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazanne (Post 3494101)
What is wrong with YOU?why are you not on the JJ threads supporting him,instead of coming in a Ben thread,throwing out your silly one liners.You really do not get British humour do you,lol,Just why DID you come on this thread?

Kazanne, just put him on ignore then you won't have to be bothered with his pathetic trolling. Its not his fault he's a few rolls short of a picnic - after all look at the specimen we've got in the house:joker: Nuff said.

Kazanne 14-07-2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3494141)
Kazanne, just put him on ignore then you won't have to be bothered with his pathetic trolling. Its not his fault he's a few rolls short of a picnic - after all look at the specimen we've got in the house:joker: Nuff said.

LOL Angus true as ever.


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