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The computers must have got it wrong. Don't ask me! I'm not the one going court. |
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"The Court in Newbold Terrace, Leamington Spa is closed until at least July 2010. When it will re-open as a Justice Centre. Court hearings are being held at Stratford until then." |
Marge's funeral where her body was missing from the coffin to Thomas C's horror
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Just as an adjoinder Thomas the reason she would make an appearance at Stratford is because the first cases wont be heard in Leamington until at least September
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http://www.warwickshire.gov.uk/corpo...3?opendocument :wink: |
Are my name, address and credit card number easy to remember?
Here they are. |
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LOL. Some of these suggestions are making me laugh.
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Does anyone believe in reincarnation or more precisely transmigration? I was sat at my garden pond lamenting my beloved Jade Goody, may she rest in peace. When that damn heron landed beside me.
It waddled right up to me. looked me in the eye and just as I was about to hit it, she opened her mouth in the sme way my beloved jade did when she used to speak to me. Is it possible that my much lamented Jade transmigrated to the heron that had her for brunch yesterday, or she was swallowed the very essence of her entered the herons bloodstream and eventually ended up in and taking control of her brain? |
Marge has been eaten by flying pigs.
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Next Thomas C thread:
"Help My Arse is So Fat" |
Can anyone guess Marge's middle name?
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