lol I cant beleive this show xD

At my friends sisters party, it was intimate. he must have a BF. that's the only way he would have turned me down. lol

Where'd mr taxi driver go? xD

Oh my god.. will he get caught? lol :laugh:

Lmao! That police house thing was fake- obvs!

Nice house.

Soon he's going to have to choose between being a bystander or a bycicle.

I hope Matt dies at the end of the show.

Why are big brother making us suffer through this program D;

i'm finding this a little difficult to believe......

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Oh dear me. That's harsh.

lol at least it would make it worth while

omfg same lmao

Perhaps it's not about Matt.....it's about us, the ones watching it. What is Derren installing in my head?

don't wish someone dead ffs!!

well it's his loss i guess, but some gays do have strange taste, like i fancied this guy once for years but he was all aloof and stuff and then i met him years later and he was with this massively fat ginger bald american who looked like a pig, but there still together and stuff. i think the big ginger guy dominates him or something. ...wonder what derrens bf is like....still it's cool you had an intimate encounter with him.

Its basically a drama and they are succeeding by getting a lot of viewers.

Imagen if we get Derren Browns voice calling us at night, asking us to come outside :o

Well if he can do all that to someones head....imagine what he can do to your winky.

This is getting faker and faker xD

In his dreams.

That would at last make it worth watching it... It's really ridiculous so far


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Hahahah this is mad.

If he went door to door on my street he'd probably have been knifed lmao