Tut tut your not allowed attatchements shaggy

Shove the cucumber up yer ar5e along with the attachment, and fart and see which one comes back out first.. ..


just a thought.. :rolleyes:

Ram it down Shaggy's throat and see if he dies?

Push it into someone's mouth and test their gag reflex.

Poke it into Gladders bird's eye to see if it goes black as the other one?

Cruelty to animals..

oh no, wait a minute... shaggy is the big stupid guy isn't he? (the one on the cartoon - obviously :tongue:)

That is a stormer!! I love that one.. Did we actually get an explanation about what is up with her eye?

Maybe it was one of those 'joke telescope' things,... Gladders, did you bring her one of those from your day-trip to Blackpool??... shame on you!

things to do with a cucumber...

Put it down ur speedos before the swimming contest to impress the ladies.

Use it as a sex toy? ( it had to be said )

Things to do with a cucumber....

sellotape it to your forehead and write "DICKHEAD" above it with a marker pen.

Yes, it did. I wouldn't use it though. Where would you put the batteries? :laugh:

Wouldn't work, cos it would obviously be a cucumber head wouldn't it

sort it out,

ok, then how bout cuttin yer dick off, sellotapin the cucumber in it's place, the sellotapin the dick to yer head, and then there would be no need for the marker pen. It would be self-explanatory.

Nice, but again wouldn't work..

Because if your some FM's you have both sexual organs..so then what smart ass? come on think of the inbreds

Are you implying that some of the FMs are Hermaphrodites? Maybe that's actually him in the picture with the eyeliner..

The mind boggles..

I don't know what your on about, or which ' FM ' you are specifically referring too..anyways,

use one as a butt plug?

rather big for a butt plug, but I suppose you could get your money's worth, by cutting it into 4 pieces, and having a butt plug for you and 3 of your close friends.

Speak for yourself,

How many are we on so far?

Dunno, were we supposed to count? Who's stupid idea was that?

The thread is 100 things to do with a cucumber lol

Glue an orange either side of it and hand it in to your art teacher, and tell them that it's a sculpture that represents masculinity?

(They'd probably believe you, anyone who can lob a bit of paint on a canvas can be an artist these days, as long as you make up a pretty story about what it's supposed to depict.)

Now, that is one of the best suggestions so far. :thumbs:

Thanks, I like yours as well, they crack me up. I can't think of any more at the moment though.

I'm on a mission to get the thread closed down for indecency.. :laugh:

I can tell, believe me.

Hold it up and say 'You go first, dear' when your partner suggests anal sex?