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Jords 28-10-2010 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happyland (Post 3873237)
:xyxwave:

I think you've maybe just won the crappest joke award! :tongue:
LOL, I dont think they got that. :laugh:

Lee. 28-10-2010 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jords (Post 3873369)
LOL, I dont think they got that. :laugh:
Lol.. no they didn't! :)

Lee. 28-10-2010 02:46 PM
What do you call an intelligent blonde?

Spoiler:

A Labrador

Legend killer 28-10-2010 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happyland (Post 3873376)
what do you call an intelligent blonde?

Spoiler:

a labrador
pmsl

Niamh. 28-10-2010 02:46 PM
What do you call a fly with no wings?

Spoiler:

A walk

Legend killer 28-10-2010 02:47 PM
Right i have to go footie training so i will leave you with this GEM

Why do graveyards have fences around them?
Everyones dying to get in

Vicky. 28-10-2010 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873381)
Right i have to go footie training so i will leave you with this GEM

Why do graveyards have fences around them?
Everyones dying to get in
:laugh2:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873381)
Right i have to go footie training
*drifts into a daydream* :lovedup:

Lee. 28-10-2010 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873381)
Right i have to go footie training so i will leave you with this GEM

Why do graveyards have fences around them?
Everyones dying to get in
Lol..shoo now, be gone with you :hugesmile:

Enjoy footie.

Lee. 28-10-2010 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873383)
*drifts into a daydream* :lovedup:
Uh oh

Niall 28-10-2010 02:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873383)
*drifts into a daydream* :lovedup:
Oh no, my innocent thread is about to be raped with sexual fantasies.

*Runs for cover*

Niall 28-10-2010 02:54 PM
A man walked into the doctors,
He said "I've hurt my arm in several places"
The doctor said "well don't go to those places"

:joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873400)
Oh no, my innocent thread is about to be raped with sexual fantasies.

*Runs for cover*
football changing room porn :love:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:04 PM
oh hey chad im just gonna jump in the shower wanna join me

yeah sure felix

hey can you scrub my back i cant reach

*chad starts to rub felixs back into a soapy lather*

oh yeah that it lower lower

*felix turns round*

oh yeah you like that dont ya

Niall 28-10-2010 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873416)
football changing room porn :love:
:joker:

So is that all for today Simon?

Niall 28-10-2010 03:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873423)
oh hey chad im just gonna jump in the shower wanna join me

yeah sure felix

hey can you scrub my back i cant reach

*chad starts to rub felixs back into a soapy lather*

oh yeah that it lower lower

*felix turns round*

oh yeah you like that dont ya
Here, have a lufa:
http://www.cuvo.com/skincare/sponge.jpg

Lee. 28-10-2010 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873427)
Lol.. be careful. You'll be his next target!! :D

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873427)
omgz

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happyland (Post 3873429)
Lol.. be careful. You'll be his next target!! :D
been there, done that, got the rash to prove it.

Niall 28-10-2010 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happyland (Post 3873429)
Lol.. be careful. You'll be his next target!! :D
I doubt it, Simon said he wouldn't start on me till my birthday, which is February 9th. :tongue:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873438)
I doubt it, Simon said he wouldn't start on me till my birthday, which is February 9th. :tongue:
i know a guy that does fake id's

Lee. 28-10-2010 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873437)
been there, done that, got the rash to prove it.
:laugh2:

Niall 28-10-2010 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873440)
i know a guy that does fake id's
Cool get me one please! :)

Lee. 28-10-2010 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873438)
I doubt it, Simon said he wouldn't start on me till my birthday, which is February 9th. :tongue:
lol... hmm, we'll see!

Niall 28-10-2010 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happyland (Post 3873446)
lol... hmm, we'll see!
We shall. I have to remember to come on here on my birthday and see if Simon is still hanging around.


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