Lack of time, more like lack of interest:joker:

Did you two not hear about the global shortage in 'abs-drawing-in' markers? Because, while a scrawny Australian git floats absolutely no-one's boat, a scrawny Australian git with lines drawn on his stomach filters quite well through rose-tinted specs :yuk::yuk:

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo everyone!

Efty fanks for the invite - can I join in as a fully signed up cynic?:elephant:


Now.........why do I think they are fake - well if my loved one got me in a headlock every time I tried to plant the lips on him - I would be seriously worried.

and the screwed up face when he actually HAS to kiss her on the lips - a bit like my teenage son does when he has to kiss his aunt with the moustache:spin:

All that and the fact that it looks so wrrrrooooong - she looks like his mummy (in fact his mummy looks younger than her!)

oooo Im all excited to be here - am I gonna get lynched for not being a "believer" on here - was sick of the threads getting pulled on the "other place" :nono:

That slow handclap and the expression on her face, just not a nice person IMO.

And complaining about Caoimhe trying to take ER man - I think the reason he was in tears when Caoimhe left was he knew he was stuck with her:spin:

Hey Frillynix!!! WELCOME......the best thing over here are the smilies :xyxwave::dance::joker::elephant::colour::bouncy:

Tis great fun and, so far, no pendantic indignation has descended upon our heads *runs off to find holding breath icon* :spin:

Josie is a hateful cow, and I am sick of hearing what a wonderful person she is from her fans just because she donates money to charideeeee. Anyone could do that, and the most sincere people who do so keep schtum about it and don't shout it from the rooftops. Josie only blabs about it because it makes her look good.

And regarding Keeva, of course John James prefered her over Josie. Keeva is stunning and Josie resembles a beached whale in a maxi dress!:joker:

:dance:Yey Patsy its yerself!

And Vodka - and loads of familiar faces!

hmmmmm I have to confess to a bit of horrified fascination at the creature that is John James.

The strange hypocricy in posing practically naked (plus the fake abs) - while practically calling Racheal a prostitute for doing a few shoots herself - the aggressive way he spoke to her - I mean what on earth was that ABOUT - what did she ever do to him only express a bit of a fancy for him?

I think he would be a complete nightmare as a boyfriend - and looking at Josie's Glenn Close impression during Keevagate she has a few issues herself!

Obviously could really be wrong, but I just dont get any "vibes" as a couple from them............I think they care about each other, yes, but not sexually.

Oh Efty will be doing a :elephant: apparently the calendar is now going ahead, but crabseyes doesnt know how or what the pictures will be !!

She was one of the most genuine and likeable housemates they have had on the show, in my opinion. Not nasty at all. :)

Hi James. I started out think she was either really thick or really false; I ended up falling on the false side of the fence because of the slow-clap at Caoimhe's exit (and the bitchfest that preceeded it); the almost violent reaction to Sam; the coldness towards all sexually threatening women and that dumb, dumb, dumb persona she adopted in the diary room. That half-stoned empty smile that never made it to those cold blue eyes.

:joker: John james is reading DS according to his tweets...ooops guess thats a few of us off his christmas list :dance:

O M G :amazed:

I suppose the next thing he will be posting on that fluffy thread.....:laugh2:

Where is the sick bucket when you need one....:yuk:

:joker: he must have been directed to the Proof in court thread, so guess he has been upto the fluffy thread to read what his adoring fans have written
Flabby and Crabby have agreed to meet those from the fluffy thread in feb :shocked: :sleep:

So what is meeting about in Feb, oh lawd, I am actually intrigued .....I need help help.....:pat:

:laugh3:

:amazed:

Just to meet JJJ, their mahoosive AT thread must have stroked Flabby and Crabbys ego's enough for them to agree a small meet with no screaming fans, its all going to be very civil and low key because Crabbys doesnt like to be crowded etc :sleep:

Crabby is having a good old TWITfight with a troll, trying to prove its is love why he stays with Flabby and that if she asked him to leave he would :tis love i tell yer: :flowers: :yuk:

Apparently PA fees will apply..... because, of course, these faithful fans would pay anything to meet these two paragons of virtue and decency who haven't about them even the faintest whiff of hypocrisy or greed. They wouldn't sell their souls to the bold, bold meanies of the media, or prostitute themselves on the altar of z-list fame, oh no, not JJ 'moral ethical' Parton and Josie 'burr oi'm no' a zelebriteeee' jawnneee jaaammmeess' Gibson.:dance::yuk::yuk:

Good gawd Mardy :eek: I may err on the side of thinking he's a bit of eye candy, but a calendar :eek: No, no...1950s Sci-Fi cinema posters is my calendar of choice for 2011 :cool:

Ahhh, a kindred spirit :elephant: Tbh she annoyed me at times, but I think she's a nice girl. That comment might make Pats exploded btw so I'd duck down :o:D

Now this shows it's love
:elephant::dance::joker::colour::hello::bouncy::da nce2::cheer2::lovedup:

So you don't like them but yet you talk about them,look at their Twitters,watch their show and go on the JJJAT? Yeah cos that makes perfect sense.

He's the fourth right Australian? :laugh:
Who was first second and third? My vote goes 1. Clive James; 2. Kylie; 3. Crocodile Dundee; 4: Crabeyes :wink:

Isnt that what BB forums are all about :conf: It would be a strange old world if we could only talk/write/listen/watch things we like .
.BTW i never watched 1 second of their show, or bought 1 magazine they have been in :nono:

Hi Patsy :xyxwave: Oh so it doesnt matter if they are the best fans in the world, its still all down to money

Never bought OK either Mardy, but Efty tied me and Mids to a chair with gaffer tape for the selected highlights of the documentary....Eau de Shame :bawling:

Oh, poor John James. He was not popular on DS. DS was probably one of the most anti-JJJ forums out there.

I wonder if John James searched out and read any of the threads made at the height of his shoddy behaviour? (which was most of the time, now that I think about it) Or if he just stuck to the fluffy threads?