My town is not listed so here is ESSEX :)


Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their ****** children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.
"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear
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I also did my name.

very fun,you can always trust him,he tends to be good looking,funny,nice,likes to party alot with there friends,when they have a best friend they stay friends for life they tend to only have one best friend but lots of other friends but mostly one best friend.
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. Armand is defined in the spanish dictionary as a person who is annoying and often referred to as a piece of poo that won't flush.
2. The coolest of cool people to ever touch the face of the earth.
1. Stop being an Armand!
2. Wow, I wish I was an Armand.
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Urban Dictionary > Livia ;)

LOL... can't argue with that.

So this is going to be me when I grow up?

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Well, it's good to have something to aspire to!