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can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

:joker:

£30 box set @ Morrisons btw

:laugh3:

It'd be a tough photoshop.

:laugh:

You really don't think I can do it?
:shocked:


Well - I can!
It took abit of practice and abit of getting my head around the fact it's not Gay and how unique it is to do - so I was all okay.

So I read on it and almost broke my back the first time but I got the hang of it.

If you really don't believe that I can give myself head then look:

You can't though, can you. I'm not arguing with you because I don't want to derail the thread so I'll stop now.

-always thought self-fellatio was a bit gay-

just because i can't do it but y'know

It has to be gay

Don't you have to remove ribs or something?

Yes - I - Can.
:bored:

Stu just because you can't do something or haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. :nono:

I'll probably loose the ability in a few months, I'm a growing lad.

some have removed ribs to do it (marilyn manson) but some can do it without that

We need to get Vicky to perform something for this. :hugesmile:

Not sure; I didn't.

That's what I thought - then I read up on it and all these people were like 'No it's not gay - unless you swallow your cum.' and I was like 'er, k.'

save your back and get somebody else to suck it

oh dear :joker:

Oh dear at this topic.

*gets things back on track by accepting Ben's non-existent offer to be a judge*

It sounds so gross man :bored:

Paddy just go buy a broad

Yeah true;


:worship:

And with that - I'm going to bed.

Bye All.

Why would anyone want to suck their own dick? Infact, worse, try...

Does the winner perform infront of The Swan Queen instead?

If so, great performance idea Paddy theyll definitely love that.

No more dick talk! I get enough of it from Scott in The Penthouse!

-shrugs-

:amazed:


Yes they get to perform to tne Swan Queen, they will be a guest of honour that night. :hugesmile: