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'Rotating your dinner plate to get a better look at the situation.'
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'Not knowing who's online because the new fb chat is shit.'
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Disappearing on a night out because your ****ing magic
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Checking your symptoms on google and thinking 'I'm so ****ed'
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Hahahaha... some of these are really funny!
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'I was far to emotionally damaged by the break up of S-Club 7 to listen to any S-Club Juniors music.'
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Having a mini Heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.
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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
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Swapping your girlfriends tampon with a party popper while she sleeps.
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You think you're bang tidy but the only thing I'd smash is your teeth
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what the hell are all these goat ones about?
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Encouraging drunk people to do stupid things
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Putting unexpected items in the bagging area coz ur a fucking maniac
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Using 'shitloads' as an actual term for measurements
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Calling your vagina horcrux coz it needs to be destroyed.
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Exam is like a dick. When its hard, everybody gets ****ed!
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Alcohol Misuse means in Geordie terms "gannin oot on the lash"
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Hi. I'm a T-Rex, my arms are too small to wank so i'm always angry
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Lets face it, we have all wanted to walk away from an explosion in slow motion.
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You know shes playing hard to get when your chasing her down an alleyway
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Checking for murderers behind the shower curtain.
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