I went to London for two days in July because I was seeing Janet Jackson, that is about it.

Your tip is only applicable for Ryanair flights. Scheduled flights don't count.

*sniffs nose snottily in air*

Well its very easy to adore. ;)

I'm still sick (with sheer jealousy) at the pics you had of the Maldives.

It's the one place I want to visit, a few of the Islands. Absolutely breathtaking - reminds of me some of the Thai Islands.

Ooooh get her all fur coat and no knickers. As me old mammy used to say

Some of us prefer Ryanair, Brian D highly recommends it and if its good enough for Mr D its good enough for me.

They are truly amazing. I have been twice and the first time we went it was the april after the tsunami and one of the hotels islands had been destroyed (resort was 2 adjoining islands) and so we got moved onto the more 'secluded' 'authentic' island. No internet, no pool, no tv's and only limited electricity. Was pure bliss having 2 weeks totally secluded on a desert island. I would definitely advise saving up and if you go do not miss out on snorkelling or scuba diving. The reefs are AMAZING.

I have no need for either....did I mention that i'm off to Rhodes next week!! :devil:

Never been known to travel with the cattle. :hmph:


*lies through teeth*




Cant do scuba am afraid due too health reasons. Snorkelling I'm a dab hand at. Used to be a fab coral reef in Jeddah - great fun. Damn you Charlie, I want to be 13 again and be back there with it all ahead of me again....... you don't know what you've got till it's not there anymore and all that.

Now surely you will hide your wee 'unaccompanied passenger' vest - you need to get that to hell ...... ;)

Are you? wow thats great to hear, Rhodes is great this time of year, not too hot but still very warm, probably the best time to go really. I hope you have a great time there and come back all refreshed and relaxed, fit for purpose.

It would be great maybe if you took a laptop or arranged some internet access while you are out there and posted some pictures and howgoesit's for us all on the forum. I am sure everybody freezing their cobs off back here in blighty would really appreciate that.

Rhodes has some great places of interest to visit not only scenic vistas but also historic and cultural attarctions too, The local foods are fantastic examples of mediterranean cuisine, not only highly tasty but also nutritious and healthy.

I am sure you really will have a brilliant time. Well at least I hope you do.


Is that because of the hump on your back?

Nah don't be silly. I got rid of that years ago. It was called a husband.


:tongue:

Ah I see that old chestnut. Nufff said.

He was not an old chestnut.....how very dare you!!

*wounded*







:D

I have nothing against America, I have nothing against Israel. He said. Plod tried to ****** me over once, now it is payback time;)

It was you who brought your husband into the thread not I.

According to yourself it was you who got rid of him, was it not?

Why would you take offence at me mentioning the fact you choose to hide behind your attack on men in general, a typical female tactic to gain the solidarity of all other females who have a bit of emotional baggage over the male of species?

Its a shame you failed to remember that you choose to date him, you went into a relationship with him, you decide to agree to marry him and you went through a marriage ceremony. Who is to blame for your baggage? Certainly not me!

So please dont try to displace your guilt and whatever other emotional problems you have with the male of the species onto me.

*Whoosh*

Humour bypass!!!

He's not under the patio slabs .... (least I don't think so!!).

it was an arranged marriage, I will have you know. I was dragged squealing up the aisle, like a banshee I was.

It was in all the local newspapers, remind me to send you the clippings. In fact, I'm pretty sure that had something to do with the sudden appearance of 48 camels in my father's back garden. He never did tell me where they had come from and I never quite got to the bottom of it.

*picks up Shawsown's SOH that he dropped a few posts ago *

We only have your word on that though Pyr. And it fails big style on a few details.

I am sorry but normally they gag the bride if she starts wailing.

No woman is worth 48 camels regardless of who she is. 24 you might have got away with but 48, no chance.

Admit it, it all a tissue of lies.

And while you are about it, is he under the patio slabs?

Erm.. what?