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Vicky. 04-10-2011 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom (Post 4621734)
The head of a baby is designed to squash down and then 'fix' itself when it comes out

Even so, its something large coming out of something very small (in most cases :laugh2: )

And is the reason you said above also the reason why babies heads are always oddly soft? I always thought they had the soft spot because their skulls just hadnt formed properly yet.

Tom 04-10-2011 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4621753)
Even so, its something large coming out of something very small (in most cases :laugh2: )

And is the reason you said above also the reason why babies heads are always oddly soft? I always thought they had the soft spot because their skulls just hadnt formed properly yet.

Its the same point, a skull doesn't set until a baby is outside so it squashes when it comes out. Its why people can get deformed heads if they come out in a weird way or why some people get cone heads when their mum needs help from a hoover :joker:

Smithy 04-10-2011 07:22 PM

yes. yes they do

Ninastar 04-10-2011 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom (Post 4621734)
The head of a baby is designed to squash down and then 'fix' itself when it comes out

So? you're still pushing out a bag of bones at the end of the day

Tom 04-10-2011 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 4621809)
So? you're still pushing out a bag of bones at the end of the day

But its probably just like doing a massive poo

Pyramid* 04-10-2011 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 4621809)
So? you're still pushing out a bag of bones at the end of the day


this doesn't look like any newborn baby I've ever seen....


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/...013fd1d659.jpg

Ninastar 04-10-2011 07:36 PM

yeah and most think that's not actually the most painful part, the labour is

Grimnir 04-10-2011 07:36 PM

i read somewhere once that humans went through an almost amphibious phase of evolution several million years ago

they started to spend a lot of time in lakes and swamps, to escape the many predators roaming africa

and it was during this time that our ancestors first stood erect, because they had to always keep their head above water/marshland

so maybe back then millions of years ago, the women gave birth under water

pregnant women back then would probably be like chubby hippos

Tom 04-10-2011 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Grimnir (Post 4621860)
pregnant women back then would probably be like chubby hippos

"back then"? :joker:

Ninastar 04-10-2011 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4621857)
this doesn't look like any newborn baby I've ever seen....


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/...013fd1d659.jpg

you know what i mean though :nono:

Beastie 05-10-2011 12:41 AM

I would love children in the future. Terrified of actually getting pregnant and giving birth though. Suppose if I really want them I would do anything. PUSH PUSH PUSH! lol

I will make sure I will get plenty of sex to widen my vagina hole in time of getting pregnant/giving birth.

Sorry to be graphic. lol

Chuck 05-10-2011 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Beastie (Post 4623226)
I will make sure I will get plenty of sex to widen my vagina hole in time of getting pregnant/giving birth.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::j oker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Tom 06-10-2011 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Beastie (Post 4623226)
I would love children in the future. Terrified of actually getting pregnant and giving birth though. Suppose if I really want them I would do anything. PUSH PUSH PUSH! lol

I will make sure I will get plenty of sex to widen my vagina hole in time of getting pregnant/giving birth.

Sorry to be graphic. lol

Get a C section then, and you won't have a bucket afterwards either

But if you want to stretch it you should take up fisting

edit: unfortunate turn of phrase ^ :laugh2:

Redway 06-10-2011 04:15 PM

Who doesn't?


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