*waits for Patrick to come back and fill this thread with stories of how his alter-ego is Hugh Hefner and how he did some "right piece o meat" while he was still in the womb*

he's banned for 3 months ryan http://i.imgur.com/RBmIo.png

Am I allowed to ask why??


(love the emote too! :D )

coz he's a **** http://i.imgur.com/RBmIo.png

Patrick told us all before. He was like 9 and it was during BB7 in some caravan

-remembers this story fondly-

Ah, I see :P

What like, during the show????

WHO C U M S, YOU DECIDE!

I have no idea, I didn't ask any questions :conf2:

Lovely

Who said I was joking?

Ryan, wasn't that post about Patrick's foreskin in your signature for ages? :suspect:

You seem to like hearing about anything sexual and Patrick

-still is-

I probably will be forever, and live in a house with 29 cats who will keep me company

You caught me out Doogs, I soooo would




:nono:

The only pussy he's seen is the one in Ninastar's signature.

Or the one that visited in BB6.

Doesn't mean I had full blown sex!

Omg that smiley :laugh3:

I was 13 and it was sh!t!!

I was 11; it was a cold December night when I first came across Carol Vorderman in Greggs, the bakers, and ever since then I have never seen life the same...

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21 with my mate on her birthday. We decided we'd give it a go being ****** buddies.

Coulda lost it when I was 19 to someone else after a karaoke night in a pub. We got to her house but her mate showed up, they had an argument in the street, I tried to seperate them and she ended up punching me in the face lol

In what way did you 'come' across Carol Vorderman? May be a few jealous people on here if its a certain way

Carole Voderman is a milf!!!