Tee hee...... he's still not a happy chappy is he !!! :D

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Gawnie no say that, how no? Jist gawnie no
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I'm just wondering, while they were travelling in the car, if Alex was wearing her new shoes and perhaps kept asking Tom if he knew what time it was!!!!!!

No need to patronise me

Oh well. Atleast he didn't waste his cash on a present for her in a desperate attempt to curry favour with the voting public.

I'm sure Aaron mentioned that Alex was playing a game too on a couple of occasions and also that she was not as thick as she made out.

As for the one-sided Twitter row, Jay sounds like a right drama queen with his OTT bitchin' to his Twitter audience. Then again i shouldn't be suprised. He was exactly the same in the house. Always needing an audience whilst he bitched away fish wife stylee. Utter tw*t.

Out of everyone in that house it is Jay who has mentioned the money the most, by far! He's not bothered about it though, no really! :rolleyes:

Uch, husht yer weesht ya dunderheid - ya wee rajjie thut ye'ir.

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(that's actually quite hard to do !! LOL)

is aaron still sitting down to take a p*ss, and wipeing the end of his todger,lol

At least he knows the meaning of basic hygiene and knows the difference between a toilet and a freezer ..... :p Fairly basic stuff that Jay never quite managed to get his through his thick skull.

I know it's off topic but I always thought Stanley Baxter's elderly English Professer visiting Glasgow was hilarious, on asking an old worthy for directions to Central Station, he was informed; gerrabus, errabus, norabus, annurabus.

yea girls hav better hygien than boys thats why aaron was so clean!

Not sure about off topic technically - after all, Jay's tweets, the info and manner in which he tweets are what brought us to this thread, and the manner in which he does write in slang and our comparing it to others within the UK - I'd say was still in topic - we are afterall, using it as a point of comparison.

Can't recall the Stanley Baxter thing: time for a mooch on youtube though, sounds funny!

I'd rather Aaron any day of the week, than a guy who I'd have to watch over to ensure he wasn't wiping his arse on my pillowcase.

Call me fussy that way.....

id call you plenty!lol,fussy would not be one of them!

Aaron is banging fabulous Faye.

Waggot is sharing taxi's with Loo Alex and Tom to do "PA" or whatever.


There wasn't really much point or direction to this post.


Faye Is The Way

I hope you at least think up new descriptions to call me ..... they old ones are well worn and boring now.


:D

When you put it like that...................... there IS no comparison !!

It's not about girls or boys.

Farm animals have better hygiene than Jay.

Seeing as we're having a go at Jay, thought it was time to balance it up a little...




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Sabola.... borrowed from the old spanish lament... :D

"Sabolalabloodyplonk"

true,but that was not really my point!,pyramid would slag jay off until her fingers fall off, but the shoe is on the other foot when someone like me has a dig about her wonderfull aaron!,who is so wet,

Errr..... so? what you are saying then is that your post was less to do with the subject, but more to have a dig at another poster? ;)

Plus - there is very little upon which to fault Aaron with. So stick that in yer pipe and smoke it. :D

my reasons for posting are mine not yours,i think you love the sound of your own keyboard too much,i wont be sticking anything up my pipe,

I have a silent keyboard. :p

I didn't ask you to stick anything UP your pipe. ;)

So your point was rather pointless then and nothing to do with the thread.

Glad that's been cleared up :idc:

OK I have no idea how aarons toilet habits have anything at all to do with this thread...so unless you can explain, lets get this back on topic please :)

in it or up it,we both know what you are saying,

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http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1...age_normal.jpg@RealJayMcKray Jay McKray


@stefitzy81 I back in manc an in bed ne lol nacked
30 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone


Good god.... I've seen foreigners who managed to pick up English as they went along, typing better than this.

His trip has exhausted him. Bless.

I read that as naked. Put some right images in my head :o