I always wonder why people let them off early. :joker:

And tell him I say hi. :amazed:

Well my night ended abruptly, I was watching films with a friend but then she started feeling ill so I walked her home and made sure she was alright and now I've got nothing to do.

-fusses over Dezzy- what do you want to drink? Want something to eat? Do you know any party games?.... and more importantly, can you do the Gay Gordons??

olly murs is sf hot

I've always thought he looked like a prick.. but I was watching one of his vids today and kinda felt strangely attracted to him

hey Dezzy :)

-Offers everyone Pringles and Haribo-

The martinis are kicking in nicely now.

he needs to get rid of that mole then have sex with me

omfg this woman on jools holland :amazed:

The woman on hootenanny :worship:

Mum has given me alcohol. It's 5% or something and it's so strong I'm like dying. /lightweight

I hope we get a nice firework display here because my stoned eyes would love that. The city council stopped doing that years ago though and we have to rely on whatever the chavs decide to throw up in the sky for us.

I've had 5 sips of some really weak alcohol and I'm dizzy and feel sick, wtf. D:

Placebo effect. Nobody gets anything off five sips.

Man up and swig it. The hump shalt be overcome.

i would feel sick from five sicks tbh sometimes just the smell of spirits makes me puke

I'm sober as I am the rest of the time but I still feel sick and stuff. -swigs the rest-

Yeah the smell made me feel sick but the taste is quite addictive.

Someone put rohipnol in your drink Dylan.

What is it, Doogle? You may have been roofied.

EDIT : I can't believe someone beat me to that.

I'm watching Scotland's Greatest Album... which the nation voted for and the final countdown is tonight

Great minds :D

Evening Claudia :)

The only people here are my Mum, aunt, nan and dog. :nono:

I don't even know what I'm drinking :sad: they're trying to kill me.

Your dog is out to get you Dylan. He's drugged your drink gurl.

Oh it's lager apparently. :suspect:

my dad is in bed asleep he came in drunk and fell upstairs