Holly Bush meets the family.

Daphne's (Mum) Questions:

1 What would be your perfect idea of a date with my son? Your answer must include my three favourite things - The Holy Mary, Mahatma Ghandi and the seeds of an oak tree (they make great insulation!)?

We would rent a DVD (Gandhi obviously) and snuggle up on the couch under my super warm Oak tree seed duvet. I would make him my famous Holy Mary shaped grilled cheese, if he got hungry.



3 If you managed to win the competition you would obviously need to impress me as well as my son, so how would you organise a day out for you and I, to try and win me over?

I would firstly take you to mass, there we would pray for your sons happiness together to Holy Mary. Then we would bond while planting some Oak Trees together

4 What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchidren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

I adore children, I hope to have many and what beautiful children they would be if the lovely Ben was their father

Gerard's (Brother) Questions:

2) After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

I would never look in his phone in the first as I respect peoples privacy

3) It’s my brother’s birthday, and you plan to treat him to a day of awesomeness. What do you do?

I would take him on a hot air Balloon ride where we would sip champagne together, then we would visit the Zoo and we would finish off in a nice restaurant. Then I would take him home for dessert........ (the cake I'd baked him earlier obviously ;) )

4) Who would win a fight between a bear, and a chimpanzee with a knife?

A Chimpanzee with a knife as the have thumbs.

Darlene's (Sister-in-Law) Questions:

2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

No, I respect the law

3. Have you ever been caught cheating on a previous partner?

Absolutely not! I am a very loyal person

4. When was the last time you told a lie?

I never Lie

Marco's (Best Friend) Questions:

1 What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

Honesty, warmth and respect

2 Which celebrity would you most like to marry, and why?

Tom Hanks, because he seems like a lovely guy. He's still married to his wife after 32 years, which is very impressive for Hollywood standards, so I would think he's as loyal and lovely as he comes across on film

3 Out of every animal in the world, which one would you compare yourself to the most?

I would say a dog, as they're faithful, friendly and loving but can also be playful :evilgrin:

Fleur Titfanny meets the family.

Daphne's (Mum) Questions:

2 Do you believe in staying pure until after marriage and why?

I certainly do believe in staying pure. One of the main reasons I want to marry the Bachelor is so he can take my virginity. Marriage is not just about commitment, but it’s also about taking one’s virginity away, and this Bachelor definitely has what it takes, to take away my virginity. The Bachelor deserves the very purest of angels and I believe I am just that.

3 If you managed to win the competition you would obviously need to impress me as well as my son, so how would you organise a day out for you and I, to try and win me over?

The one thing I would like to do if I won the Bachelor would be to take his mother out for a day of shopping and afternoon tea. Winning the Bachelor means the world to me, but getting to know his mother is also vital. I would love to learn more about the Bachelor, what his childhood was like and how close he is to his mother. Remember the Bachelor’s mother will also be our children’s grandmother.

4 What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchildren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

What an interesting question, this is just what I was talking about earlier. It’s very important to me that our children get the best upbringing; part of their childhood should be filled with the presence of a wonderfully caring grandmother.

Gerard's (Brother) Questions:

1) Where is your favourite part of the country that you live in, and why?

My favourite part of the place I live in is the country. I love its openness, the fresh air and how tranquil and fairy-tale like it has to offer. We will go riding (horses) have plenty of picnics and watch the sunset in the evening, just the two of us.

2) After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

Personally I would never go searching the Bachelor’s phone, my love for the Bachelor will go deep and we will have the best relationship where he wouldn’t need the attention of another woman. Should another woman flirt with my husband, I feel deep down he would just ignore any advances made to him.

3) It’s my brother’s birthday, and you plan to treat him to a day of awesomeness. What do you do?

I would take the Bachelor down to the West End, where we would dine and take in a show of his choice. No expense spared, because birthdays are important to me and I would always make sure that whenever the Bachelor has a birthday I will give him something to remember, always changing my day to remember as each year goes by.

Darlene's (Sister-in-Law) Questions:

1. How many previous partners have you had?

I’ve just had the one partner which ended 18 months ago, we were very happy together; however he turned out to be gay. I still regard him as a very special friend & I’m happy that he has found someone who he loves and wants to spend the rest of his life with.

3. Have you ever been caught cheating on a previous partner?

That would be a - No!. I don’t believe in deceit and I certainly would never treat a friend, let alone a partner to selfish deceitful ways.

4. When was the last time you told a lie?

That would be a few weeks ago. I told my nephew that Santa won’t bring children presents when they misbehave. I just wanted to talk to him about the morals in life. Of course I knew I was lying, because Santa brings all children presents, even if they have been a little naughty.

Marco's (Best Friend) Questions:

1 What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

It would be easy to say his looks, his build and the length of his tiger he keeps hidden away for that special day. However the real truth is all about his personality, how he feels about the world around him, what his values in life are. What makes him laugh, what upsets him and how he would right the wrongs in his life?

3 Out of every animal in the world, which one would you compare yourself to the most?

A cat. Not because I can lick my own lady garden though. I would be loyal to my master; I would be very hygienic and show my appreciation to him every day. I would be very comfortable purring away, while he runs his fingers through my fur as I sit on his lap.

4 As I am the Bachelor's closest friend, any partner of his would see a lot of me, how would you impress me, to get on my good side?

There wouldn’t need to be any impressing to do, as I believe that anyone close to the Bachelor will be just as close to me. If I won the Bachelor over, it wouldn’t just be his body I would embrace, but his family and his close friends. I can play cupid too and I have a wonderful circle of friends that I’m sure you would get along with every day of the week.

Amber Gashflap meets the family.

Daphne's (Mum) Questions:

1. What would be your perfect idea of a date with my son? Your answer must include my three favorite things - The Holy Mary, Mahatma Ghandi and the seeds of an oak tree (they make great insulation!)?

My idea of a perfect date with the Bachelor would be a cosy little day in a little village somewhere. Just for a day out. Not many people around, it would be peaceful. It would be a great way to get to know each other even more. As Mahatma Ghnadi, himself said, ''I want freedom for the full expression of my personality.'', and a nice day alone with the Bachelor would give me that freedom. We would have a lunch in a nice little cafe and in the afternoon we would plant seeds of an oak tree to commemorate the start of our future together. And every anniversary we could visit the tiny little village and see how the tree has grown. Like our lives.

We would retreat back to a little Inn, I'm no Holy Mary so there would be room for us.

2. If you managed to win the competition you would obviously need to impress me as well as my son, so how would you organize a day out for you and I, to try and win me over?

I wouldn't want to try and win the Bachelor's mum over, I think its a little dishonest, and it would mean me trying to convey an image and a personality that isn't me. None the less, I would organize a girly day. We would go shopping in the morning, then have lunch at a Bistro, then in the afternoon we would check ourselves in to a Spa and be pampered. In the evening we would get sloshed in a pub and crawl home in the wee hours of the morning clutching an array of props we've picked up along the way. The Bachelors mum would have a roadside cone on her head screaming, 'I'm a witch!' and I would have the remains of a garden gnome that I smashed to pieces, because it wolf whistled at me.:suspect:

3. What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchildren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

I would love to have children one day. I've always dreamed of having kids. My mother and father ran out on me to join an extremist gang that got themselves killed when a bomb they were building unexpectedly exploded in their faces, so I know in my heart I will be a good mother and the Bachelor would be a great dad, because I know what it's like to grow up parent less and I wouldn't put that on anyone. Not even my abusive ex.

Gerard's (Brother) Questions:

1)After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

If I found texts from the girl who came second from me, I would tell the Bachelor that I knew, and it wasn't a problem. It wouldn't bother me in the slightest. The Bachelor choose me not this cheap tart who's playing it desperate by texting my man. How low can the slag go?

2) It’s my brother’s birthday, and you plan to treat him to a day of awesomeness. What do you do?

I would take him SkyDiving in the morning then we would spend the afternoon supping champagne and being pampered in a spa.(Theres nothing wrong being pampered) Then he would spend the evening with his friends clubbing.

3) Who would win a fight between a bear, and a chimpanzee with a knife?

Obviously the Bear. The bears size alone outsmarts a stupid chimp with a knife. The bear would only have to drop kick the chimp and the chimp is ****ed.

Darlene's (Sister-in-Law) Questions:

1. How many previous partners have you had?

1. He was an abusive gnome ramming bully.

2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

Never. I'm a legal being. Never broke the law.

3. When was the last time you told a lie?

Just now. :eek:

Marco's (Best Friend) Questions:

1. What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

I look for honesty, generosity and understanding. I need a guy who is going to understand me as I am and all the troubles I've been through. If he was to buy a garden gnome to perch somewhere in the garden then he can't be that understanding.

2. As I am the Bachelor's closest friend, any partner of his would see a lot of me, how would you impress me, to get on my good side?

I would just be myself. I wouldn't do anything to get on your good side. As the Bachelors friend you should be happy he is with someone he likes and if you can't, then you can't call yourself a friend.

Still waiting on Lia, Suzy and Tamzin...tick tock ladies.

Gashflap delivers yet again :worship:

Lia Tortellini meets the family.

Daphne's (Mum) Questions:

2 Do you believe in staying pure until after marriage and why?

Yes I do, because it shows commitment and loyalty to the person you're marrying, rather than not staying pure and being a town bicycle.

3 If you managed to win the competition you would obviously need to impress me as well as my son, so how would you organise a day out for you and I, to try and win me over?

We would pop down to Southend and have a day out, maybe get an ice cream or two, then we could have a chance to talk about things. I'd be very interested in hearing your opinions.

4 What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchidren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

I love kids, they're great. I've always wanted them because they're so fun to have around. They say you can relive your youth through children, and I believe that's definitely the case. So most certainly I would like them.

Gerard's (Brother) Questions:

2) After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

I'll personally slap that girl around the face, the bloody cheek of her sending texts to my new man

3) It’s my brother’s birthday, and you plan to treat him to a day of awesomeness. What do you do?

I will arrange a massive mansion garden party with a BBQ, decorations, music, the works. We will have the most enjoyable time together and all of his friends will be invited, and you as well Gerard.

4) Who would win a fight between a bear, and a chimpanzee with a knife?

What has this got to do wi..Er, a chimpanzee with a knife I'd say. Knives are brutal.

Darlene's (Sister-in-Law) Questions:

1. How many previous partners have you had?

None, I've never been in a relationship. I've always been looking for the right man and now I think I've finally met him in the form of The Bachelor.

2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

No, although I was told off by the police for sleeping in Marks & Spencers after a heavy night out.

4. When was the last time you told a lie?

To my mum when she asked if her new t-shirt made her look fat. I said no...(but it did)

Marco's (Best Friend) Questions:

1 What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

For him to have a sense of humour, it's always good when you've got someone to make you laugh, for him to be loyal, and for him to be caring so you know you've always got someone who you can rely on and will care about your feelings.

3 Out of every animal in the world, which one would you compare yourself to the most?

A peacock, because they're majestic creatures with colourful feathers always ready to be unleashed.

4 As I am the Bachelor's closest friend, any partner of his would see a lot of me, how would you impress me, to get on my good side?

I would consider you straight away one of my closest friends as well. Like with any of my friends, there's plenty of nice things I would do for you - cook you a meal, go shopping, and just chat with eachother. All three of us could have a chat in fact, we could be like an unstoppable trio.

Tamzin Holloway meets the family.

Daphne's (Mum) Questions:

2 Do you believe in staying pure until after marriage and why?

It might be abit too late for that Ma'am...:blush:. But we all make mistakes and hopefully your son can be my new start.

3 If you managed to win the competition you would obviously need to impress me as well as my son, so how would you organise a day out for you and I, to try and win me over?

A trip to Thorpe Park!
Nothing beats going 0-80 in 2 seconds on Stealth. Even the most calm of people would swear like a maniac on the ride :)

Spoiler:

http://www.totalthorpepark.co.uk/ima...s/stealth2.jpg

4 What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchidren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

"I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring"

Spoiler:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A..._JLlB3Oee-7U_G

Gerard's (Brother) Questions:

1) Where is your favourite part of the country that you live in, and why?
I love being in Brighton. Looking outside and seeing happy people walking along the beach and the youth enjoying themselves on the fair rides.

2) After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

I wouldn't deal with it, because I would trust him enough to not check his texts in the first place :)

4) Who would win a fight between a bear, and a chimpanzee with a knife?

The Bear via Disqualification [Wrestling joke:p]

Darlene's (Sister-in-Law) Questions:

2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

No. I have fought against alot of peer pressure, but I am proud to say I am squeaky clean.

3. Have you ever been caught cheating on a previous partner?

That is horrible. Of course not.

4. When was the last time you told a lie?

Never.










1 Second ago now :hugesmile:






In fact 1 second ago now :). I don't lie, until one second ago of course :laugh:

Marco's (Best Friend) Questions:

1 What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

Respectful,Great sense of humor and caring

2 Which celebrity would you most like to marry, and why?

I'm not really one who looks up to the celebrities of today and their culture, so I can not answer that. Give me the bachelor any day :p

3 Out of every animal in the world, which one would you compare yourself to the most?

Butterfly.
Bright,Elegant & Graceful sums me up perfectly :)

Spoiler:

http://www.photographyblogger.net/wp...butterfly1.jpg

Suzy Layton meets the family.

Daphne's (Mum) Questions:

1 What would be your perfect idea of a date with my son? Your answer must include my three favourite things - The Holy Mary, Mahatma Ghandi and the seeds of an oak tree (they make great insulation!)?

We'd watch Jesus Christ Superstar, A Ghandi look-alike would serve us pop-corn and instead of an oak-tree his seed could make something else :wink:

2 Do you believe in staying pure until after marriage and why?

I'm a lover of sex, you know how it is Dee.

3 If you managed to win the competition you would obviously need to impress me as well as my son, so how would you organise a day out for you and I, to try and win me over?

I'd get you to Alton Towers quicker than you could say Oblivion and get you on the log-flume... Bachelor B can get us some hot-dogs.

4 What are your feelings on kids - because I want grandchidren by the way and you can forget our day out if you're thinking otherwise?

I love children, I worked in a Creche, but I got kicked out for stealing a toy frying pan, oops.

Gerard's (Brother) Questions:

1) Where is your favourite part of the country that you live in, and why?

Well to be fair, Buxton is nice, bar the odd snob, great chips.

2) After this process, you are picked as the winner, but you find texts from the girl who finished second on his phone. Nothing sexy from him to her, but you can tell her texts to him are flirty. How do you deal with this?

I'd get you to sort her out Gerard, you'd be my brother in law, you could give her a good seeing too :wink:

3) It’s my brother’s birthday, and you plan to treat him to a day of awesomeness. What do you do?

Morning sex, cup of tea, break-fast in bed and then I'l do whatever I can do to satisfy his needs all day.

4) Who would win a fight between a bear, and a chimpanzee with a knife?

A bear, it's so fierce.

Darlene's (Sister-in-Law) Questions:

1. How many previous partners have you had?

I've had only 3, but they were all pricks, I know Bachelor B wouldn't do that.

2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

Never, I'm a good girl, I'm tame.

3. Have you ever been caught cheating on a previous partner?

YU THINK I IZ SLAG?

4. When was the last time you told a lie?

This afternoon... I told one of the other girls that Bachelor B thought she looked hot, she didn't. She look like skank.

Marco's (Best Friend) Questions:

1 What three aspects do you look for most in a guy?

Big Dick
Money
Good looks.

Now I can tell you, I bet that's what one of the other girls said.


2 Which celebrity would you most like to marry, and why?

Kieron Richardson, heard he's gay though, shame he's boss.

3 Out of every animal in the world, which one would you compare yourself to the most?

Rabbit, no explanation required :wink:

4 As I am the Bachelor's closest friend, any partner of his would see a lot of me, how would you impress me, to get on my good side?

I'd do whatever you'd want, no threesomes though. I'd get you some drinks in and we'd just have a chat about our lives.[/

Ok, that's all the contestant entries posted. Judges and Bachelor, it's time to vote.

Here's how it will work.

Please give some feedback for each contestant here in the thread. Also, I have devised a scoring system, once you have done this, please pm your points to me.

Please order the contestants from 1 to 6, 1 being your favourite and 6 being your least favourite. w

1 - 12 points
2 - 10 points
3 - 8 points
4 - 6 points
5 - 4 points
6 - 2 points

Once I have all your pms I will combine your scores and the two with the lowest scores will leave the competition.

Thanks for your help, Marc, Lewis, Claudia and Jesus. :)

Tamzin - really sorry, but anyone mentioning wrestling in an answer to me, automatically puts themselves right down the pecking order. I know my brother, and I know he could never fall in love with a wrestling virgin.

Here what i thought of the hoes.

Suzy Layton & Lia Tortellini I liked your answers to my questions.

I think Tamzin Holloway & Amber Gashflap would make a good partners for the bachelor.

And Fleur Titfanny & Holly Bush are maybe the ones to beat.

:laugh2:

2 sets of votes received so far, thanks Jesus and GypsyGoth. Too early to tell yet, but there are ties already!

Hopefully will get Ben, Lewis and Marc's votes later/early tomorrow.

Waiting for votes from the above please :)

:laugh3:


I absolutely love all the answers to the questions. Really grand effort girls. I shall now cast my votes forward. Good luck ladies. :hugesmile:

Thank you Bachelor B, as Suzy calls you.

Well the scores so far are very interesting, no ties now, a clear leader...top girl has 30 points!!!!

Who is it?...well that would be telling :hugesmile:

Back later with updates as I have them.

Bumping this as I see Marc, sorry Marco, has come online.

If Lewis isn't about soon, I will get someone to vote on Daphne's behalf as I would like to do the elimination this afternoon while I have access to a PC, also to put the lovely girls out of their suspense :D

Suzy and Tamsin - not sure an oldie would fancy a day out at either Thorpe Park or Alton Towers unless you were trying to get rid of them LOL

lol, methinks the ladies want to bump the old dear off.....:devil:

Suzy Layton saying she didn't want a threesome has severely affected her mark.. :idc:

You're such a tart Marc :D

Right, it's results time.

Here we go.

Announcement Time.

Three ladies are clearly through to the final, so let's name them first and then we shall deal with the tiebreak. Ooh!

In no particular order, the first lady safe and into the semi final is

.....



The second lady safe and into the semi final is

....



The third lady safe and into the semi final is

....



So we have 3 semi finalists but we need one more.



You three ladies have tied for 4th place and as such the only person who should make the vital decision of which 2 of you must sadly leave the game, is the Bachelor himself.

Back later for the reveal.

Oooh the tension is amazing it's killing me come on batchelor make your choice and put us out of our misery :)

I'm mulling over the decision now...

*Ad Break* :p