never watched BB6 before, just watched the first episode, love how Makosi goes about her mission :D

~LEMONJAMS WEEK 2 HIGHLIGHTS~

Makosi was so under the radar this week :suspect:
Science was the best this week however by a landslide. Not just as an amusing housemate, but a complex and likeable one too. Oddly, he's possibly my favourite so far on rewatch. D:

Craig
Being offended that Sam called him Camp.
Saying he's straight holy lol.
Being pregnant <3
Roberto: "Safe sex is the best way" "Tell me about it, look what happened to me love"
Giving birth <3 "GET THIS THING OUT OF ME."


Derek
"Ring up the Prime Minister and tell him I'M in the house."
"He's bloody 19 and he's got to learn to communicate and he's got to learn to talk to people properly. WORDS, WORDS, WORDS.
Dressed as a pink jockey whipping.
Lesley: "Derek have you ever slept with a woman?" "No, I didn't waste time."
Wanting to nominate everybody... and it came true. :o
His host name being "Golly"
Taking his quiz so seriously <3
Sam: "Okay, thanks, you can go now! ^_^" "Don't say you can go now , what a stupid thing to say, go now! Well go where?!" Sam: "... just leave me to dish up please? ;_;" "Don't worry! I'll stand and watch you! This space belongs to us ALL." Sam: "Are you joking?" "No! I'm not joking! Jokes... are not my suit." <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3<3<3 WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS.

Kemal
-Depressing bell ringing as an alarm- "I like this alarm it's relaxing. I feel like I'm getting married."
"oh my God you people are on crack" - about Big Brother

Lesley
Randomly making out with Vanessa
You shu' up.
"WOT!" <3333333333333333
Randomly going to the toilet in front of everyone.
Anthony: "**** off ya stupid cow" "Yep, that be me ^_^"
Leaving in a slutty cop uniform slapping her baton against her hand.

Makosi
Teasing everyone with a secret once they're all on Makosi's bed.
Everyone watching her play with Anthony's dick.
Overreacting to **** over the medicines.
Claiming Derek wrote 2 S's on her feet to influence her nominations.
Having Repetitive Strain Injury. "I having been playing with Anthony" Just perfection.
"I don't usually use my hands, I use my mouth."
When about to go stripping with Sam "We're just going to feed the rabbits"

Roberto
Ending a blazing row with Makosi about washing dishes where he threw cutlery around and called her a cow saying "Cos you ain't got a ****ing clue about my life and where I've ****ing been...and having said that I love you still. ^_^"
Pulling pasta out of the bin to prove a point about wasting food.
Randomly calling his hat a bugger and throwing it off
Being Matron for the task. Couldn't have picked a better person for the leadership role.
Pouring food over Maxwells head.
Big Brother: "Roberto could you explain what happened?" "You know what happened, ~GREED~ HAPPENED"

Sam
"Shut up bitch"

Saskia
Getting injured on the Hospital Task. Irony.

Science
Throwing a bin at Maxwell <3 Mother of lol.
To Saskia "No there's not gonna be no rows... ya little bitch"
Standing up for Derek with the water balloons. Top guy.
"Who argues on a Sunday?!"
Taking his role as Nurse so seriously <3

Vanessa
Her being so frightened in the counting task so hilarious. <3
Randomly making out with Lesley
idk why but I find everything she says hilarious. She just has one of those voices.
Her shocked reaction to being booed <3

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omgz Lemon keep these reviews coming :D

EPISODE 21 HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN AND I SWEAR THAT'S THE SPEED DATlNG TASK I WANT TO CREY.

just watched day 2 and I love it already :love: the tension, argumemts, Makosi/Maxwell :lovedup:

it still works for me james? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlrHr...layer_embedded

The video has been blocked by Channel 4, you'd now need a video proxy to watch it.

and every proxy is blocked at my uni and I can't watch it and now I hate everything.

ah. i can't reupload anything because, for some reason, I didn't bring BB6 to uni :p I'll try to do it at Christmas if you can wait that long :laugh:

idk if I can go on without the speed dating task and "the lady's not for turning" s0b I'll just keep searching.

I don't think I ever thanked you for uploading them anyway so THANK YOU.

FINALLY got to watch episode 21 so it's smooth sailing from here~

I ALMOST SCREAMED WHEN I SAW IT WAS THE BOX TASK
I'm actually shocked how amazing I'm finding Roberto. Just his rambling in his Italian accent and being so anal about everything is such a hilarious combination of traits.

Craig
While Vanessa's screaming with agony "Vanessa stop fakin' it ya bitch!"
His reaction to Sam box-bashing in her box. "Ya ****in dirty animals."
His string of insults to Anthony and Maxwell in the box task:
"Can't even speak English you're so ****ing thick"
"At least I don't look like a fat pisshead in my picture."
"Have you packed small boxers shorts for your baby dick"
Last insult to Anthony "You're a ******" <3<3<3<3<3
Just going "ruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruh" throughout the pirate song <3
Running to Anthonys date "I'm coming darling!"


Derek
Referring to being a housemate as "Duty of Call"
His reaction to Bizet's Habenera from Carmen being played into the house <3
His plan to find the red wine <3
"I love it in my box already!"
On Science bumping into his box "You're interfereing with my civil liberties!"
"SCIENCE, MY BOX, NOW **** OFF" <3333333
Reciting poetry in his box.
"It's difficult for me and Makosi because the boxes have to handle our large personalities as well!"
"Now that's enough to make everyone want to cry" - Derek on Sam's singing
"Do you mind? I don't want my box off until I say so."
In the diary room with Roberto and Anthony "Why does it not say that in the rules?! Do you understand that question?!" -Roberto about to speak- "Hang on."
"Well, damn, Big Brother, MY decision is final!"
"Is there anything else to transact because I've got a rather busy day ahead of me."
Complaining about the food he won from the box task
Drunkenly rambling to Science "Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams~"
Calling Saskia "The Silent Assassin"
In the DR the day he got called out "I feel absolutely on top of the world."
"I'll stand where I ****ing like!"
"If I wanted to talk to you I'd call you by name!"
Barking <3
Derek dressed in drag "I feel like a lady of the night."
"Let's have our moment Kemal, in the bedroom" -lowers glasses- "I cannot wait"
"They lady's not for turning" <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3
His and Kemals date.
Kemal: "What your favourite meal you've had?" "I think I'm just about to have it"
"I FEEL IT COMING, I FEEL IT COMING AHHHHH I'VE COME" -rest of the house look disturbed- <3<3<3<3<3<3
"If I were to describe my myself as a pudding, it'd be a rich, dark chocolate tart"
"I'm furious that Big Brother didn't put a bunch of hunks in the house who'd lure me into a different bed every evening."
Sam singing: "I WILL SURVIVE" "Well I bloody hope you don't, dear." <33333333


Kemal
"Vanessa, it's okay baby I'm here~"
"You sha' ap!" with Science <3
Screaming about a wet teabag.
"If you were still in your box I would've pooed in it"
Putting a toilet brush in Roberto's box. <3
Deciding to scream until BB let him go. <3
Preparing for Roberto's date: "Ooh my condoms, where's my condoms"
His and Roberto's date <3
Not understanding Science's handshake.


Lesley
"Just worried about ma minge showin' when I walk out."


Makosi
"I need to properly shave my boom-boom."
Her reason for not coming out of the box. "I don't Anthony to beat me ;_;"
Accusing Anthony, Derek and Roberto of being sexist.
Being pissed off at the task results.
Gyrating around Derek's box while he makes a speech inside it.
"I CAN MAINTAIN. I'M FROM THE GHETTO. BULL****."
Her aggressive flirting with Anthony in the love-loft.
Teasing Anthony about her virginity. "I will HELP you find out"
When Makosi and Anthonys date ends "DAMN **** YOU! I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!"
Making out with Sam <3


Maxwell
His and Saskia's innuendos
"Oh he's a minge" - About Derek
Chasing Kemal in his underwear with a broom


Roberto
Painting his toenails <3
Reaction to Sam singing "What the hell is zis"
Ranting at Maxwell for pouring food in his box <3
Sam singing "Baby I'd rather be dead" "Yeah, that, that sounds like a good idea"
Trolling Maxwell <3
About Big Brother "They a bunch of motherfunky"
His and Kemal's date <3


Sam
Having a wank in her box <333
Calling Maxwell's gang "a bit gay"
Makosi: "Give me three of your best personality features darling "I think we should just kiss instead" <3
And afterwards "Thank God you didn't reject me"
The infamous awkward lapdance <333
Doing a lapdance on Davina <3


Saskia
Herself and Maxwell's box innuendos
Getting Derek to bark


Science
Moving his box around <3
"Who's that" Maxwell: "Me" "What ya doin?" Maxwell: "Avin' a wank." "Urr." <3
"You shu' up" with Kemal <3
SCIENCE CAN'T BE CONTAINED~
"MUTHERFUNKY YOURSELF"
Trolling everyone in the boxes <3<3<3<3<3
Making hands signals behind Makosi in the DR.
Being the captain for the task.
Trying to make people do stuff that's not part of the task <3


Vanessa
Derek "You're very high spirited Vanessa! -Vanessa jumping on the bed- "I'm jutht drunk ^_^"
Saying Sam "Hasn't done anything"


General
Incurring 28 fails <3 The most imcompetant group of housemates ever.
Davina's bikini interview <3<3<3

Week 4 Highlights

Anthony
Moving Kemals bed while he's asleep

Craig
"Shat up yaself ya ****in prick... ya sit there across the room ya small dicked piece of ****... with ya ****in unusual small mouth"
"If you have more than 5 chins AKA Maxwell, please don't enter the pool for health and safety reasons."
"I'm fed up people tellin' me to ****IN SHATTAP"
Talking to Derek about relationships with rich people "I need to be maintained I need somebody to pay for these tits to get sucked out."
His ****ty attempt at trying to hide from the cameras to tell Maxwell he fancied Anthony.
His reaction to Maxwell and Saskia's kiss "Oh my GOOooood~"
Telling Big Brother he thinks he broke his arms falling down stairs.
After Anthony and Craigs fight Big Brother says: "Did you enjoy that fight housemates?" Craig: "I think you enjoyed it Big Brother you dirty bitch."

Derek
"Have you ever slept with a black woman?" Anthony: "No" "Will it be me or Makosi?"
About Vanessa crying over the task "Of course she's alright she's not been bitten by a lion... ridiculous."
Going ape**** over a bouncy castle.
Calling Sciences way of cooking "peasant like"
"I've never met a bunch of useless uncoordinated wankers in my life"
How elated he was at the health spa reward.
"I have met in Science the first black person that makes me want to become a member of the BNP." <3
"I mean is everyone going ****ing mad in this place? Absolutely *bangs counter* ****ING mad!"
Wanting Science to kiss him for cigars and wine "I'm feeling low and I need black lips"
Chasing Science for a kiss <3
Prostituting himself to Science with cigarettes <3
Vanessa: "Do you prefer to give or to receive?" Derek: "Are we talking about money?"
Calling Makosi out on not being a virgin when she showed everyone her favourite sex positions.

Eugene
"I'm slightly outrageous, I don't drink and I throw tellys off cliffs" <333
His amazing thumbs up pose <333
After Kinga gets her tit out "Want a tea?"

Kemal
The beginning of suspecting Makosi's a mole <3

Kinga
"Please like me, please love my breasts" <3333333
-Looking in the mirror at her costume "Bloody hell me minge" <333
Getting her tit out on live TV.
About the Secret Garden "Yeah that's great, we can have a threesome!" <3333
Needing to be quiet and just screaming <333333
"Take a cucumber, stick it up my fanny" <33333333333333333333
Not giving a **** about taking all their food until Eugene reminds them that they're meant to not be noticed then she's like "Oh yeeeeeah"

Makosi
"Dropping" her egg
Crying over her egg
Fake crying and vomiting when exiting the fake task <3
When Vanessa tells Makosi that Anthony only wants her for the cameras something clicks and you can just tell on her face <3 Guess Anthony's gonna get more than he bargained for alol <3
Having to take deep breaths while nominating Anthony.
The way she observes Science and Maxwell's argument in the garden from the loft
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<3333333
Being too drunk to dress herself to work again. <333
Girtaing down the corridor when they're meant to be quiet <333333
Trying to open Maxwells door <333
Barely being able to walk back down the corridor <33
Telling Vanessa to make drama over people saying she's greedy due to her food warning meaning she can't eat in the house so everyone thinks she's starving herself <33
"Vanessa, big Brother has never had... ~me~ before." <3 "Yes Makosi is extraordinary, but she's never happened to Big Brother before" <3

Roberto
When Science smacks his ass "Oi you booger"
Managing to make an argument with Science over how to eat Spaghetti <3
Putting Craig on a leash and spanking him
Getting everyone to shut up because Prokofiev was playing and raving to it in the back garden <3
Discussing his constipation experiences with Science in the kitchen <3
"YES BABE" - His squeaky voiced impression of Vanessa <3
Death staring Anthony then starting an argument with him for literally no reason <333333333
Continuously thanking everyone in the studio for cheering such a humble God.
His long winded responses in the interview <3
Crowd cheering for Maxwell "EY LISTEN SHUTUP ITS MY MOMENT HERE"

Science
Saying Derek has an attitude problem
Eating cake when everyone's meant to be tidying <3
As soon as Maxwell comes out of the diary room after the wine argument. "Nice wine tho."
Referring to Maxwell, Anthony and Craig "Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Twat"

Vanessa
Not getting Dereks Winston Churchill poison joke

General
Everyone sat in chicken costumes in nests making bird sounds <3
The fact they turned an outdoor chess set to a wet wrestling ring and a stage for singing "it's raining men" in their swimsuits sums up this house perfectly.
The Stag in Davina's Secret Garden Tour <333
Davina: [Robeto]'s rubbing his hands because he knows he's gonna GET IT."


Current Evictee Ranking:
Roberto
Mary
Sam
Lesley

This is great! I'm addicted.

Brings back so much memories of THE BEST year of big brother

Oh cool, was worried these may have been taken down by now. Is anyone having any problems with a video? I had a couple of emails about a week after I uploaded them saying there was a C4 claim, but they didn't take them down.

I can't believe I've watched a week in 3 days I need help.

Week 5~

Derek and Makosi getting the biggest paragraphs :love:

of course <3 Best housemates of all time. I'm surprised how little I've written about Craig so far because I remember finding him the most unintentionally funny person ever. However this rewatch has solidified a burning love for Roberto instead <3<3<3

Week 6~

a week in 2 days ok i need help.

Lol, and this my friend is the reason why there have been cameras in the pool ever since. Queen Makosi enforcing an additional camera to big brother :worship:

LemonJam loving Vanetha just confirms that he's the best poster here <3

:love:

I hate the general consensus that she was the most boring housemate when she's one of the most naturally hilarious people to go on the show. She should seriously just do audiobooks or something.

Exactly. She wasn't over the top, but she was a hilarious gossipy frump that I couldn't not love. One of my all time favorites <3

Yeah, I didn't find her boring. Her bitchyness and gluttony always kept me watching

Makosi, Kemal and Vanessa's little crew >>

Until Orlaith came and *****ed it up

Week 7~