CLITORIS CRISIS AS CHERYL ZEEDY DROPPED FROM QUIZ TEAM
Bosses of TiBB Pub Quiz team Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris are frantically searching to find a last-minute replacement for Cheryl Zeedy, who they sensationally dropped last night.
The Daily S**t understands that Zeedy was ditched because of his thick Scottish accent, which his teammates struggled to understand despite the fact that one of them is Scottish. He is set to go on holiday to escape the media limelight and consider his next move.
This blow comes days after Dannii Shaunogue quit the team to become an executive producer of the quiz. He was replaced by 22-year-old N-Dubz rapper Tulily Cont... cont-o.. const... err... you know the one. The bird.
An insider close to the team said: "To say they're panicking is an understatement. They only have two weeks to find a new team member before the rounds begin."
The insider told us that one of the options Clitoris is considering is a talent show, Clit's Got Talent (mock logo pictured), which would scour TiBB to find the best in quizzing talent.
They added: "The Clitorati is keen to distract the public from the mess that they are in at the moment, and they think that a talent show would be a wonderful way to get the attention off of Cheryl Zeedy's exit."
Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris refused to comment.