Hope Ed Woodward's wife is having one almighty orgasm right now. And when he comes home, he finds her having an affair with the vicar.

Man utd accepted 12m bid for nani from psg.
FSSJDJFNSO FFS

I can only laugh really lol. Oh how I miss David Gill.

And to think, numerous United fans disliked him for a quote said years back.

is ozil really off to the gooners?

Rachel wise is really pretty.
Shes a good presenter aswell.
But skysports should of kept georgie Thompson

#MoyesOut is trending. Oh if only.

Shawn Bannerman ‏@SBannermanx 26s
Moyes couldn't make his wife come let alone a decent attacking midfielder. #MoyesOut

Lololol.

:xyxwave:

I've said all along that I think Moyes will be a disaster, but what would you have liked him to say yesterday to make you feel better?

He's taken over the champions, he couldn't really have said the squad is s**t. What if none of the deals come off today? The squad will know he wanted to replace some of them. He's walking a difficult line at the moment.

LMFAO Balague said giggs rang modric, because he wanted to get modric and bale LOLOL

Giggs rang Modric asking if there was still chance Bale could go to United... desperate times

Would of rather heard it wasn't a good performance, which it wasn't and that he's looking to improve the squad which is what he has been saying until recently, when it's been getting closer to September 2nd, and now all of a sudden he's happy with his squad based on a wank performance. He's pissing everybody off with his BS.

Our central midfield is pathetic. He knows it.

If him and Ed hadn't pissed about all summer with stupid offers for Fabregas and Fellaini and Baines, we wouldn't be having this issue.

You believe this guy?

That's why im laughing.

http://www.footballerpics.com/upload...orced--007.jpg

The Savior. He'll become the next Iniesta this season.

if United refused to pay Fellaini's release clause and waited for it to be over before they put in a smaller bid and now end up paying more than his original release clause.. story of the transfer window

And some would still defend this crap.

Yeah - but it's fun to watch!! :joker:

Wasn't even as though £23m was a bad price. They paid £16m and has improved.

Can't wait to see Ryan and Jemal after we are fleeced for Fellaini. It will be 30m minimum. :joker:

Rumours have it United are now likely to sign midfielder Foo-King No-wan.

I'm already basically on the brink of smashing up everything I own. As well as running onto the motorway naked to play patience.

for once its amazing to watch other clubs struggling.. i do think United will get a midfielder by tonight though

Sounds like he's being signed to sell shirts in Asia.