If making the honies laugh is the way to get them into bed, then why do my encounters end with her laughing afterwards?

Huh? Huh? Riddle me that.

well, Zee was always in there tbf :pipe:

That's why Niamh only posts when she's at work, otherwise she's too busy getting busy

I've no idea, see a Doctor. I'm talking from personal experience. I'm a disabled man, in my 20s I pulled women who by looks would be totally out of my league and if I wanted to I could do it now. Focusing on your own looks saying to yourself i'm to fat, i'm to thin blah blah blah is the problem a lot of men have. Women like men with confidence, regardless of how you look.

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Yeah, alright Hitch, chill your boots.

Good one

I answered your question, what you want, jam on it?

I always hear straight guys say that the most beautiful women are the worst in bed.

I've never been with a guy that was better looking than me, so i can't confirm if this is also true in the gay world.

I was sort of hoping I'd get a good natured response to a bit of gentle fun-poking, after you replied to a question I asked where I was trying to poke fun at myself, but I apologise.

You're completely right - you did answer my question excellently and I thank you for that, so no need waste your condiments on me.

yeah thats true. beautiful women suck . . . badly lol

Sorry my answer didn't live up to your expectations. I'll try harder next time.

I think it totally depends on the individual rather than a difference between male and females tbh..

Random-if you masturbate at work, do you wash your hands after or if you hate your co workers you don't then touch and handshake them?

Why would anyone masturbate at work?

I don't even think I want to know the answer to that actually

people masturbate at work?

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You havent lived if you have never had a quick fiddle under your desk at work :bored:

I just lick them clean. I'm like a cat. :cat:

lol i'm just watching sweat the small stuff on bbc3 and that was one question, surprisingly people have done it before.

I've never so I have no idea why anyone would.

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whats the job though. if a fluffer thats ok if a school teacher or doctor bit dodgy lol

speaking of sex if anybody has webcam sex i got a tip for you. turn the sound down as some people in the library seem to get a bit annoyed ive noticed

Gross. Vicky, I guess I haven't lived then. :joker:

who would webcam sex in the library? lol

I dont believe you since the thought occurred to you :suspect: