five things about me then:

1. I was diagnosed with chrones disease in 2009 and have to take medication for it.

2. Im club secretary of the local whippet racing club

3. I have had loads of jobs none of them very interesting.

4. I was in a jazzband when I was a kid and they thought I was tone deaf so I got took off the kazoo and put on the banner which knacked my back as it was heavy and I was a skinny little thing, anyway they found it wasnt me that was tone deaf!

5. I am obsessed with the chase and also home & away

You can always repeat what you said before; for those of us who missed it.:hugesmile:

1) I only hate mancs
2) I only hate mancs
3) I'm not racist
4) I only hate mancs.

Thats alot of hate for a holy one.

Only 4 more now :p

1. I've gotten rat arsed and danced with Stella McCartney, Amber Valletta and Helena Christensen
2. I am also left handed but do most things right handed except writing and smoking.

... And that's it. :/

Tell us how you know Stella McCartney. Is it your sister who works with her?.

No, my cousin knows her.

Only just seen this - how rude :suspect:

We Mancs are great people :hmph:

OK you clearly dont want to elaborate but thank you for your contribution. :thumbs:

Lol!! I did elaborate! It's not my sister who knows her it's my cousin. McCartney was at my cousins wedding, as was I! :)

1) I am male
2) On my left hand I have four fingers and one thumb
3) On my right hand I have four fingers and one thumb
4) one of my legs is smaller than the other two
5) I am 5 foot 9 and a half

Top that suckers.

If my friend was a member here she could tell y'all that she has a 3rd nipple.. It doesn't look like a nipple, more like a mole... But it lactates and shiz

Dropped out of University after 6 weeks.

Have been escorted out of the The Langham Hotel in London after a particularly drunken Christmas work party, they didn't take kindly to me starting a sing song in the bar and threw up on my boss who was taking me home in a cab.

Travelled round London for a year on an out of date travel pass (I was very poor then).

Nearly died in childbirth

Moved in with my now husband after 8 weeks.

1. I have sickle cell (irl) and if I have a child with someone who also has sickle cell then my child will be disabled

2. I had to become independent very fast due to family circumstances and was able to cook meals from 10 years old

3. I was bad in school, was on my last warning in year 9 and got kicked out for 3 days and was told that if I misbehaved again I would be expelled

4. I didn't cry on my first day of reception

5. I used to be famous on habbo hotel [IMG]http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

1) I'm attracted to guys and girls... I want to get married and have kids more than anything, but i think i like girls more, yet i wouldn't ever marry a girl... life is hard

2) My sisters are my best friends in the world.

3) I've lived in 10 different houses and 6 different places

4) I love cats... We have 4 pets in our house (not including the fish)

5) I love all kinds of music... My favourite music is 50/60's soul music

1) I was in an episode of Beechgrove Garden when I was 6 because my primary school was getting a new play area built for the program and I got picked to be in certain parts :amazed:

2) My uncle (used to be married to my mum's sister) was on the rich list last year and presumably this year too, I haven't checked.

3) I went to one of Angela Merkel's public speeches and was this close to getting to shake her hand but some giant man was blocking me from getting close enough, gutted, she's an icon!

4) I have a scar on my nose that I acquired last Halloween when I was getting rid of all my body hair with Veet because I had somehow caught crabs without actually having any sexual relations and it got really slippery underneath my feet and I fell and smashed my face off the edge of the bath tub. I told my parents it was a freak accident, which isn't a lie, it was an accident that happened because I'm a freak :bored:

5) I've been assaulted on my birthday twice so far in my life, both times unprovoked, the second time left me with a burst ear drum and I couldn't hear properly for 2 months afterwards. I've applied for compensation and I'm still waiting for an outcome.