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Jesus. 17-12-2013 10:28 AM

Give up, Lee. It's never going to happen.

Kizzy 17-12-2013 10:36 AM

Hey baby looking forward to the second coming...... sorry I fell asleep during the first! ;)

Natalie. 17-12-2013 01:11 PM

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Z 17-12-2013 01:20 PM

Your legs are like warm butter and I want to spread them

AnnieK 17-12-2013 01:34 PM

Some of these lines are that bad they're good....

Josy 17-12-2013 01:41 PM

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

AnnieK 17-12-2013 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~ (Post 6551967)
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Have you been out in Salford too??

Z 17-12-2013 03:09 PM

Are you a single mum? Would you like to be one?

Mitchell 17-12-2013 03:26 PM

You make me act like a turkey, all I want to do is gobble.

Z 17-12-2013 03:27 PM

Wanna play chicken? Nah I don't mean the game, just give me a peck.

Mitchell 17-12-2013 03:28 PM

Is that it? Ive seen smaller mealworms.

Kate! 17-12-2013 03:34 PM

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Jake. 17-12-2013 03:54 PM

Are you from McDonalds? Not because 'I'm Lovin' It', because you're greasy and fat.

Jessica. 10-05-2014 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessica‪ (Post 6551284)
Get in my van.

:love:

Z 10-05-2014 10:13 AM

Can I have a go on your tongue

Jessica. 17-10-2014 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josy (Post 6551363)
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

FFS now I am actually having to explain to my OH why I'm laughing so much.

:flutter:

Braden 17-10-2014 09:28 PM

...finger me.

Crimson Dynamo 17-10-2014 09:30 PM

Suck my cock, its blackpool rock

Ninastar 17-10-2014 09:30 PM

did it hurt falling from heaven?? xoxoxoxo

T* 17-10-2014 09:31 PM

I like you more than Perfume :love:

Firewire 17-10-2014 09:34 PM

someone else post

Marsh. 17-10-2014 09:37 PM

Milk me until the cow comes home..... :flutter:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 17-10-2014 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firewire (Post 7327706)
someone else post

:joker:

Crimson Dynamo 17-10-2014 09:59 PM

Excuse me

My penis has just died, do you mind if i bury it in your fanny?

Cal. 17-10-2014 10:08 PM

If you were a rug I would shake you off and then carpet clean you and then make sure you were vaccumed sublimely with my Dyson...bitch


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