Cos they can only walk the udder way.

Oh i thought they cud!

Why do painters wear white clothes??

So that it looks like they've worked harder when they end up multi-coloured! :bigsmile:

LOL! :thumbs:

Ok : Why do foreign countries make zebra crossings if motorists don't HAVE to stop whilst people cross?? Kinda defeats the object!! :conf:

Errr.... cos they like Zebra's? :puzzled:

Why does the word Lisp has the letter 's' in? :laugh:

So we can have a guilty giggle at them? :rolleyes::spin::blush2:

LOL :laugh:

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What was the OLD black?

:shocked:

1. Unsliced bread? Because they hadn't learned how to slice something!?!
2. The old black? "Black" the colour, having no derogatory effect on the "black" race, that it seems to now.

LOL ooooh, deep :tongue:

Blimey, I know! I think insomnia goes in cycles Crazy-Serious-Crazy-Serious. I'm going to have to toddle off to bed now Loz, it's been great chatting. Nighty night! :sleep:

Nighty Night :hello::bigsmile:

Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?And have I just spelt it wrong?

You've spelt it right!

And it's a bit ironic, it's probably spelt hard so people with dyslexia can't spell it and it's easier to tell if they're dyslexic (erm I think I know what I'm on about...:conf:)

Do starfish poo? :conf:

Yeah through a black hole.

Lmao! :hello: