That joke is dead... let it lie

I haven't even noticed. I didn't get the hooker reference.

I have the worst hiccups ever. I've tried everything to get rid of the. They are actually hurting me now :fist:

count to 5 and drink some water do this 10 time it might not get rid of your hiccups but it will make me lol

I've tried every remedy going Michael. If you had been a fly on my wall you would be loling big time. I think I may have them forever :sad:

Eat some pickled onions

I'll slap you if you want?

My dad's friend has this uncanny knack of being able to get you to stop hiccuping, I don't know how he does it, how it works or if it's just sheer fluke every time but I think on about half a dozen occasions now I've seen him say to someone "if you can hiccup right now I will give you a fiver" and they just completely stop and can't do it, he touches people on the arm when he does it, no idea if it's just a fluke or what but it's bloody impressive :laugh:

Its probably something to do with concentration.

People say if you break a toothpick in half and place it in a glass of water then drink from the water it stops them, because you are looking at the toothpick incase you drink it :laugh:

Not sure if it works or not.

**** has well adn truly hit the fan.

..three and a half hours sleep just isn't enough...

..the dilemmas of a 5yr old/cruel life..:sad:..

..morning Vanessa...I was just sitting here trying to decide which wall to spam..

Ive had like 2-3 hours sleep which is not ideal to sleep off what I've drank :laugh:

Morning everyone

Morning all :love:

good morning :douf:

Morning All :)

Soon.

Wlle

What kind of dick thinks it's smart to eat McDonald's and KFC in the space of 2 days right before his grad ball when there will be lots of photos taken? Of course I've now got spots. What an idiot :laugh:

Eek 5 hours sleep again