how ****ing dare you!!!!

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

Alan Carr isn't funny and his dog is ugly as ****.

Poor Justin Lee Collins. What happened to his career?

Pushed it in front of a car didn't he?

nice guys come first

Poo's a taboo topic? :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

Titties

Russia have done more for England then America will ever do

1) The Soviet Linesman 1966
2) The Liberation of Berlin to end WWII

Come at me LostAlex and you other bastards

Controversy is my kinda thing.

1. Cheryl Cole is not attractive, she's very ordinary at best.

2. Sam Bailey cannot sing, it's some weird myth because she can raise her volume means that she's a great singer.

3. Home & Away is okay in a guilty pleasure sort of way.

4. The Big Bang Theory sucks without a laugh track.

5. Star Trek Enterprise is a good show and does not deserve the hate it gets just because it wasn't perfect after Voyager really splitting the fandom in two camps.

6. America's Next Top Model contestants are not very attractive, every time that I see the programme they're quite ugly.

7. Red haired/Gingers on the odd occasion can be attractive.

8. SNP suck like all nationalist parties because it's full of racism, xenophobia, homophobia, and transphobia, plus every time these leaders speak in their nationalist parties they just want to infringe our rights so why root for them to do well?

9. Thai food is nicer than Indian food.

10. Kids shows are more consistently watchable than adult shows.

11. The Beatles was just a boyband with a slight Rock edge to them like a McFly type of boyband.

**** sake Mock you've gone to far with 9 you sick twisted individual

Pmsl, those Thai Green Chicken Curries are delicious.

camp comedy is predictable bilge
dwarf tosisng is a legitimate career for leprechauns
muscular woman are sexy as long as they avoid roids
skinny birds are over rated
efficiency is good but cocking things up us more of a laugh
school proms are the work of the devil
scotch eggs are also the work of the devil
plastic surgery can occasionally improve ones appearance
goldie hawn isnt funny
chewing gum is bad for you
when americans say have a nice day, who cares if they mean it or not, at least they say it
too many parents dont teach empathy
people who pay £5 for a fancy coffee should be institutionalized
cats are better than dogs
kids learn mostly nothing in school
rugby is better than football
punting is underrated

..how dare you dare him..marmite on toast is all...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.....