Some Scottish lad phoned up and asked for the sexiest girl, and that's me!

:laugh: Ohh err

Business just picked up :laugh:

:laugh3:

PMSL!! Who is that??

Haha, I'm thinking Linda.

So, um, I'm dressed and ready, if you boys are?

Sounds a bit like her.

Anyway, carry on. Do what were paying you for!

She went out for the evening :shrug:

You booked her Davie, deary me.

What a coincidence. :laugh:

Yeah its Linda

But well pretend its not:laugh2:

Who's Linda? Is that the lucky bride-to-be?

Jay left a little while ago, he's been trawling internet forums for strippers :wink:

So she's genuine? :shocked:

Yes.

Yes. Get on with ti already.

Let's live in hope haha.

Haha. This is freaky...:laugh:

Ok, I'm here to provide a service, but there are rules. You can look but you can't touch unless you are putting money into my G-String/Bra. Anyone wishing a "private" dance can have one after I'm done here. Anything which happens during the "private" dance is down to the discretion of the participants. Are we clear on the rules?

Over and out:laugh2:

PMSL!! Rules followed. :wink:

Yes miss :lovedup:

Ok, where's the DJ?

Get the music on. I want sexyback by Justin Timberlake. :thumbs:

Who didn't order a DJ. :nono:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HgtmETjMT7Y

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