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kirklancaster 06-10-2015 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamBB (Post 8206094)
It'd better be moisture proof hunnie :wink:

It is babe - I use PENETRATING oil.

Cal. 06-10-2015 08:23 PM

I'm here oop

Will. 06-10-2015 08:24 PM

Cal, what question would you like to ask NICKI?

T* 06-10-2015 08:24 PM

are we sure mark isn't a sexual predator SECURITY

Jamie89 06-10-2015 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8206098)
It is babe - I use PENETRATING oil.

*drips*

kirklancaster 06-10-2015 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8206075)
i love how technology these days enables us to make things microscopic

But enough about your brain bitch - this ain't the time.

T* 06-10-2015 08:25 PM

i think this lip balm i got from home bargains is either chinese or plumping
its making my lips burn

kirklancaster 06-10-2015 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8206080)
the maid did this twice when i was in florence
i was gonna slap that bitch

Which size DilDo did you use in poor Florence?

T* 06-10-2015 08:26 PM

nicki has her own home bargains in her mansion btw she isn't a commoner

Cal. 06-10-2015 08:26 PM

Nicki-
1) Is it true that you did car commercials in Japan?
2) Is it true you once met John Stamos on a plane and he told you were pretty?
3) Is it true your hair is insured for $10,000?

kirklancaster 06-10-2015 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8206116)
nicki has her own home bargains in her mansion btw she isn't a commoner

:laugh:

T* 06-10-2015 08:27 PM

yes yes and yes
john groped me though
the lawsuit is being finalised

T* 06-10-2015 08:28 PM

i love mean girls

Daniel-X 06-10-2015 08:28 PM

Carmex is the only lip balm I will use

Will. 06-10-2015 08:28 PM

Cal, what questions would you like to ask Mark?

Jamie89 06-10-2015 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8206109)
i think this lip balm i got from home bargains is either chinese or plumping
its making my lips burn

At least you have a nice outfit though hunni. I didn't realise "dustbin chic" was back in fashion. Fabulous

Cal. 06-10-2015 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8206135)
Cal, what questions would you like to ask Mark?

Mark-
1. Why, when I invited you to the pod, did you then go and proceed to sleep with the special guest on the very same night?
2. Is it true you said my thighs were the ugliest thighs you've ever seen?
3. What is 7 x 7?

Jamie89 06-10-2015 08:32 PM

Mark being called out

Will. 06-10-2015 08:33 PM

Has Mark fainted in his bedroom?

kirklancaster 06-10-2015 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Who Is She? (Post 8206150)
Mark-
1. Why, when I invited you to the pod, did you then go and proceed to sleep with the special guest on the very same night?
2. Is it true you said my thighs were the ugliest thighs you've ever seen?
3. What is 7 x 7?

I saw the size of your gash and thought I'd better try my dick out on Marsh first.

No baby, somebody misheard me. I said they were like security Guards protecting the Main Prize.

Er, 49 - about 20 short of 69 - my favourite position.

T* 06-10-2015 08:35 PM

mark has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

Will. 06-10-2015 08:35 PM

Cal, what questions would you like to ask LaDaysha?

Cal. 06-10-2015 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8206173)
I saw the size of your gash and thought I'd better try my dick out on Marsh first.

No baby, somebody misheard me. I said they were like security Guards protecting the Main Prize.

Er, 49 - about 20 short of 69 - my favourite position.

https://tvrecappersanonymous.files.w...if?w=500&h=240

Daniel-X 06-10-2015 08:36 PM

I had to pretend to my parents that I didn't even like my white hooped earrings and it was so sad

Jamie89 06-10-2015 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tøm (Post 8206181)
mark has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

http://img.picturequotes.com/2/17/16...ed-quote-1.jpg


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