these are so wicked rofl

There once was a housemate called Jack
Who bitched behind Shilpa's back
He goes out with Jade
Who right now need his aid
Soon he'll be ready to pack

:tongue:

Not BB relate>> But for Chlaura (Chris and Laura)

There once was a couple called Chlaura
Ever since they met on TiBB they adored eachother
They are both addicted to Prestelle
They will not go to hell
They're fave butter is Flora

:laugh2:

There was once a guy called Teddy
With Danielle he was going steady
She dreamt about him getting her humped
Little did she know shes been dumped
And has moved her stuff out already!

There was once a girl called Danielle
She sided with the bully from hell
She bitched on the bed
Now she's been dumped by Ted
And now she's down to one brain cell

LMAO

Celeb big brother is a load of crap
i cant wait until it wraps
but hopefully when its over
shilpa will be holding the 4 leaf clover

There was once a girl called cleo
Who dirk thought was a zero
He hid from her
He was geniuely scared of her
And now she gets her claws out..... meowwwwwww

i tried and tried and tried and i just cannot think lol :sad:

Not meaning to sound mean, but heres a special one i wrote for the lovely Mellissa who ruins my banner competitions :

There was a young girl called Melissa,
She returns as she thinks we will miss her,
She wont go away,
She ruins my day,
And I just want to slap her and diss her !

Kidding Mellissa, i love ya really! :tongue: ...Hmmm

Dirk done his own limerick in the make BB laugh task..

There once was a game of Lymerick
which to me a load of old dick
but dumbasses would play
in the gay thread all day
oh well i cant think of a ending

your here too so does that make you a dumbass? :joker:

There once was a man called Dirk
Who last night went a bit beserk
He is pissed off with Cleo
Got irrated by Leo
I hope him and Shilpa will work

:spin:

LOL

I like to have laughs with Bannanas
they kill me like a school of pirhannas
Shilpa did say
in the diary room one day
laugh coz im starving my ass off

Thye are all wicked lol