None? that isn't true

:suspect:

No woman has ever been a captain of a plane, how could that be?

:nono:

I've had a woman captain on flights quite a few times, smoothest flights ever :hee:

:worry:

there are women airline captains

this is ridiculous

what if they spy an Ikea coming into land and the next thing you have a jumbo jet taking up all the disabled spots in the car park

utter madness

:nono:

bbc news .... "Meanwhile, golf commentator Peter Alliss suggested women who want to join Muirfield should "get married to someone who's a member"." :joker:

ffs :laugh:

Good old Peter, always thinking about the women golfers

:clap1:

I've seen some of the members on TV. I'm guessing not many women will be forming a queue.

There are no female pilots?... I think you'll find there are.

Well anyone can fly a plane these days.They pretty much fly themselves.....



Not too many distractions up there either,Alot of women already have their head in the clouds

:joker:

Note:There is nothing wrong with being a woman(please don't ban me again for my disgraceful sense of humour)

female doctors, now pilots

the whole world is going to hell on a handcart

What next, female comedians?

*shudder*

Because women play too slow apparently, which is a fair grumble. Probably wouldn't let me be a member there either just because I have a 28 handicap and four putt on most holes :inamood:

I don't believe that for a second, if that were the actual reason then why do they allow members wives play?

neem, women golfers on a course are a nightmare

but generally they let you play through:smug:

I always struggle to get the ball through the little windmill.

I hate Golf :hee:

:laugh:

maybe you need a longer iron


:fan:

It all stems from a time when the men folks played at weekends and the women could play during the week, once they had finished their housework. As this meant they played at quiet times, they got a cheap membership (associate) rather than a full membership. It was a method of restricting players at the peak weekend times. Its really that simple :laugh:

Then why not assign membership based on their skill level in that case, across the board, men and women? Instead of just a blanket refusal against all women because they might be too slow. You say it's fair but surely being fair would be to hold everyone to the same standards. There's nothing 'fair' about their decision at all.

Yes that would be the......

Fairway



:joker:

:joker:

An above par joke

No birdies at this club :fan: