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It's Jamie! 27, from London. http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...-1-940x545.png I've decided it's time to settle down and find the love of my life, and I'm completely certain that I'll almost probably find them by taking part in The Bachelor! I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh, someone who inspires me, someone I can unwind with after a long day... and dance in fields of rainbows and ice cream and puppies... and so on. The usual romantic stuff, basically. As one of the great philosophers of our time once said, "Just like an apple, cut down the middle, I only have one matching half"... will you be the other half of me? |
It's Luke! 27, from the West Midlands. http://www.mumslounge.com.au/wp-cont..._1-1bdvg0u.jpg |
But that's Nick Viall tho?
*rings Ofcom to complain about false advertisement and potential identity theft* |
Poor Luke not getting a VT x
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Now... the mansion is ready! The cameras are ready! It can only mean one thing! It's time to meet the class of 2017!
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Mess that was meant to be sabotaging... idk what sandbagging is :worry:
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Dirty cow! ^
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Not Sandbagging being the new Teabagging :omgno:
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It's usually used in sports, I think it's where you fail on purpose to give someone else an advantage. Luke sabotaging himself? :think: |
It's also a North American term for coercing/bullying so I guess Jamie was kinda right in a way?
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Oh I've just looked up the definition and it also means to knock someone over. Perching the violence x
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I lead a simple but sophisticated lifestyle, I'm bloody hilarious and will probably be the funniest girl in there! I don't need to do anything to win because I'm perfect. |
Me being right by accident :smug:
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SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
-gets tackled by security- SLAG |
Ashley :clap1:
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