"They crucified Jesus! They crucified Jesus Christ!" is my new response whenever I'm ganghanded on here. :hee:

Don’t forget I’m a Celebrity

'EXCUSE ME' -knocks over security woman-

:joker:

teas

DON'T START/

'The public don't like me for meself... bless you public... can't do a thing about it my love I can't do a THING about it

Kim: Stop while you're ahead madam... I believe we chatted away you and I, we had drinks we laughed--
Nicola: --Kim. Kim.
Kim: Shuuut up you're causin' all this trouble... -points finger-

-gets naughty award by housemates in task- 'If naughty's meant in a playful way I thank you very much indeed. If it's meant in a vindictive way I couldn't give a ****.'

'He's failed himself MISERABLY... by joining a gang. And he should know BETTER at 69 years of age! -pounds diary room chair- Rubbish!'

'I could write a book dear. They wouldn't publish it, it'd be too mucky. But it would start with.... Dig Me Deep... I'm a Long Bodied Woman.'

'I'm sorry your ganghanded, you wanna play a woman up, one woman on her own, I'll have your guts for garters.' :smug:

Kim: I thought I'd be out within about two days.
Emma: Well after your arrival I did too :laugh:
Kim: Emma don't start with me dear! :nono:

My mum used to say “guts for garters” ha ha ha

:laugh2: Some of her most iconic moments that seem to get overlooked in comparison to others. :laugh3:

Kim: I'm being myself, pity you're not! -points at Nicola-
Bianca: She is being herself.
Kim: I'm a woman that tells the truth, as I absolutely see it. You wanna be ganghanded? I don't give a TOSSS. You can't affect me. I've made loads of money I tell you God's been kind. I've got a very happy family--
Bianca: I'm not trying to affect you in the slightest. You've just made a statement about Nicola, and I'm sticking up for my friend--
Kim: And what you're doing is young kids; ganging up. You GANG UP but you will NEVER DO IT TO ME, cause I DON'T CARE what--she can stand up for herself!
Bianca: You've just told her she's not being herself!
Kim: She doesn't need YOU to interfere, she interferes with everybody, nobody can say anything in this house--
Bianca: Don't start Kim, seriously. We're going for a hard time--
Kim: DON'T START ON ME, SHE STARTED IT. Now I'm telling you this now, DON'T cross me, be HONEST with yourself!

'"You are a cleaner' Did you hear this little shit? That is what you get with James Jordan! That! Is What! He Does!!'

'I think a lot of you people are SODS. YOU SHOULD BE BLOODY PROUD OF YOURSELVES! Cause I wouldn't be :bawling: '

*points at Nicola* 'I saw your face all "Look what Kim's doing!" you little bitch!'

'I've had a wonderful evening, oh its been delightful. All the ****ing people I'm living with here!'

YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME WITH THAT YOUNG TWERP'

'The mafia won't break me dear! They're being UNFAIR, they're being NASTY for no reason, and they're picking on me. Don't DO it... Don't DO It.....!'

'Little cow...... little bitches, GOD help me..... hooorrible people! *flings bra over shower*

How would I upload a video to tibb, I have this on my snapchat saved stories and it is excellent

Literally the greatest comeback ever said in an argument

Omg, the way she sits up straight and says "I think you're rather a sad lady"

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:laugh3:

The outfits make it even better. :laugh2:

a rat with scabs on his arse!

Screaming at an iconic coming up segment

Ones that haven't been included yet:

'I don't LIKE you... I don't LIKE you... I think you're a insufferable little PRAT, I think that... y'know, I just don't LIKE you.'

'YOU'VE caused most of this trouble in here, with your little GANG...'

'*points at Nicola*Look, just stop because, YOU pacify everybody! You're talking to him *points at James J* he's your pal, then you're on the bed, pacifying him, TAKE SIIIDES AND BE A WOMAN! *pounds fist on table*

*about Spencer* Trash and scum. And I say that with no regret. Scum, scum, scum; we don't mix with it we wash it down the sink, and I am not mixing with it.

Nicole: I don't want trouble!
Kim: Yes you do Nicole!

Nicola: I'm asking you what I've lied about, because I haven't
Kim: Yes you have
Nicola: What have I said then?
Kim: I'm not going to discuss it with you
Nicola: Because you have NOTH-ING TO-SAY
Kim: YOU'RE not worth saying anything TO
Nicola: Oh REALLY?
Kim: Truly

Stacy: Don't **** with me today! You just got here!
Kim: YOU COULD PUT A BALL OF WOOL OVER YOUR MOUTH AND WIND IT WITH BOTH HANDS AND IT'D STILL HAVE ROOM LEFT

'If you won't shut your great big blabbermouth, don't blab your big gob all over the house!'

'I notice in this house they can say TERRIBLE things to me, and I think 'Right, I'm going to say something nasty to you--' "Oh did you hear what Kim's said?" ...Do they not listen to themselves? GROSS people they're GROSS people, HORRIBLE bunch of PEOPLE in this house'

'There's nothing you can do darling...with chinless wonders'

*to police officer* 'My husband was a retired police officer you know? ;) '
Kim you are free to leave the judgement room.
'Can't I look at him a bit longer? He is rather GORGEOUS dear'. *gets off chair and strokes police officer's chin* Oh he's NICE *points* He nearly SMILED then!'

'I hope two of the gang go tomorrow...not because I HATE them... because they DESERVE to GO '

Jessica: I'm going to take you to dinner.
Kim: No you're not.
Jessica: No I am. I AM. I AM!
Kim: Now you listen to me. When you make your money, YES! In the meantime keep it in yer pocket and keep yer kids! I'm taking you to The Ivy!

*slaps Linda Robson's hand* Don't be two faced! :(

“look on your computers”
“she’s a con artist”

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Me when I try getting back into a club

Weirdly just seen a guest looking at this.

It's Aggie