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True. But the lovely Rachel has gone for her lunch.:sad:
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Hmms... I'm outta the loop. Sort it out G.
anyway, I'm off.. stuff to do etc. Lata...x |
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and so would Mrs Bandit One night - a million quid - in the bank, a high interest account and cashing in the interest monthly, and the two of you are pretty much sorted for life. All for allowing the other half to shag someone. Mrs bandit and I have a free list, jokey thing but lots of people have them thats the list of people that given the opportunity we could sleep with with no combacks or grief from the other as its one night only. Pretty short lists, Mrs Bandit has Antonio Banderas, Heath ledger and Guy pearce I have Michelle Pfeiffer, Cameron Diaz and Michelle Pfeiffer [just of the off chance the impossible happens I get two goes - I've had jury duty twice so you never know !! :joker: ] So for a million quid could Mrs bandit sleep with someone - yes and for a million quid if he wanted to sleep with me :puzzled::shocked:, put it this way, I'm biting pillow but I'm banking that cash |
haha....re: the pillow biting - nice to see you are open to trying new things then Mr Bandit. :thumbs:
And, the list.. that's a "friends" thing, and most everyone has one of those. I don't have a full list, but David Beckham has been one of mine and Kylie Minogue one of his for a lot of years! Come to think of it, I really need to add another 2, just in case. :wink: Also, kudos on the Michelle Pfieffer twice thing. That really made me chuckle. :laugh: |
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I'll make the guy breakfast before we go our seperate ways the next morning. I'm a considerate kinda guy :thumbs: Then its off to the bank to cash my bankers draft - [no cheques for a piece of this booty :joker: - you can't cancel a bankers draft] And when I can sit down properly - its the high life at Chez Bandit - til we get the new Chez Bandit, somewhere warm. :cheer: |
Ah.. I see you have thought this through quite thoroughly :thumbs:
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You never know when an eccentric billioniare will appear here in the wilds of north yorkshire, seek me out and offer me million quid for a night of botty sex and playing the pink oboe. I like to be prepared for all eventualities. Saves time in the cash getting if I don't have to stop off at Boots for some extra vaseline and savlon Likewise Mrs Bandit is still waiting on Antonio Banderas to come romping across the moors so she can cash in one of her list of freebies. We live in perpetual wonderment at the possibilities :thumbs2::laugh: :thumbs: |
Yes I would do it. Its just sex and its a huge sum of money. I wouldn't mind if Gav did it either, would probably encourage him to :laugh: I'm not a jealous person at all and I would get over it quickly while we were in florida on a beach with the kids
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Loving your style Vicky lol
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would i suck a grannies beans for a few hours for a zillion bucks?
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...EDIT:..it's also because it's a vow that I would be breaking as well as all of the other emotional reasons etc..it's a breaking of your word/bond to the person that you love most in the world..it's something that I personally feel strongly about and maybe a bit 'old fashioned' but we believe in what we believe in...maybe I would consider eating a live snake or something because I never promised not to, well I don't know if I actually would lol...but I could never spend/enjoy one penny of that money if I felt I had broken a promise to the person I love for money...I would also never harm another person/animal etc...sorry, over-thinking lol... |
I probably wouldn't be able to control my gag reflux if it was Dot Cotton, for example, but if it was a fanciable old dear I'd jump at it! Be like winning the Lotto.
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only a fool would say no to that proposal. the film is a bit stupid. its only sex. and 1 million hello
id happily get banged by a gang of orcs for 1 million lol |
I don't think I could do it, the person I'm with at the moment would let me but I couldn't take that risk and I wouldn't want that guilt. I feel guilty over the smallest things already :laugh:
I'd do it if I was single |
Ammi... you think the same way as me.. :)
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I'd do it, one night of meaningless sex to potentially set up you and your family for life? Sign me up.
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If I needed the cash I'd do it. It's just sex, it isn't love... It'd have to be cash up front, no kissing, nothing freaky, no strings and no phone calls after.
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just the In and Out then |
Hmm, probably not.
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Frankly, for a million quid I'd get butt****ed by another guy and force my missus to watch clockwork orange style. I'm sure we'd both get over it in our dream house :D.
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I know that a million pounds is a lot of money but I just don't think I could take that money, knowing how I'd earned it.
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..I find it quite interesting in that some lottery winners who have won that type of amount can spend it quite quickly and it doesn't have a life changing effect on them...long term, I guess that I think that when you have something, then it no longer has the same 'value' as when you don't have it/long for it...?...because you're perspective changes completely and from that perspective of then having the million pounds, your focus could quite easily become on how you got it/what you did etc...of course I'm coming from a perspective of being totally committed to someone...maybe my instincts and reply would have been totally different if I wasn't..who knows because it's not something I ever considered when I wasn't committed... |
Seems like most people could just do it without thinking twice about it but personally I'd never be able to not think about how I'd earned the money, it'd make me feel a bit worthless and because I'm the kind of person who would want to use the money for the long term, it's not like I could quickly forget about it...
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We're talking a million pounds here? Damn right I would!
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Lets be honest, most people do it fro a lot less. A few drinks and a kebab or something. Its really not much different :laugh:
I guess it changes things when you have a partner. But I would imagine most couples could get past it, given you would be set for life afterwards |
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