oh wow :skull:

Why am I not shocked at Niamh googling penises

Cut to Monday morning when Niamh is pulled into the office for googling Penis on the work computer

:hee:

:laugh2:

Tommy was such a hit

:joker::joker:

You just want him to prove you wrong tbh

Deluded and desperate.

A pervert teas

I find the penis a pleasurable tool but it really is quite ugly don't you think :hehe:

Fffffff

Why did you just describe my body?

This thread prompted me to send a picture of my penis to my wife. I used WhatsApp "stickers" to give him a face and arms.

She was horrified :joker:.

Top notch thread.

Tell her I am so very sorry :D

She also took a picture of me taking a picture of my penis and said she was going to put it online :(

Can imagine scott spending the day searching for 'toy soldiers dick' now, just incase

:joker:

They certainly over-rate themselves and their ‘bits’ if they think people want to see that on the internet.

Too true. Nothing puts you off sexting like finding your own dick pics on a random tumblr.

Spoken like a man with experience of this :evilgrin:

:ninja2:

On the student forum I used to frequent, a guy sent a full body nude (face and all) to a girl and it ended up being passed around the entire forum via PM / MSN messenger etc :worry:.

And no, it wasn't me :joker:

(I wouldn't be daft enough to have my face in the picture...)

Also on another forum I was on, a girl masturbated / used a dildo on Web cam for another member... Again, with her full body / face in the shot... And he took a tonne of screenshots of it and posted them on the forum :umm2:.

This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated :laugh:

There was also a member who posted a shot of himself in the shower, arsehole spread. This was reported, and every now and again a mod will post ihn the report thread to make the rest of the mods look at it again :D I believe the actual image ended up spoilered in the report thread as it happened too often

:omgno: the depravity of the mods subforum revealed.

"It's just a great big terrifying orgy", said our source.

Yes, we can be rather childish behind the scenes. And in my case, infront of the scenes also :laugh:

You need to set your aperture to f/1.8 or so to give that shallow depth of field so that its just the dick that is pin sharp and all the background is blurred. Obs a good light source is important so if you can go outside at say 9 am when the light is good ideal.

Use a tripod and a remote release app on your phone to the camera. Then you can touch it up in Lightroom to really make it pop

:hee:

:joker: