Which Piers Morgan quote is this

badumtss

Chuff can I please come to your house and take a ****e standing up? :flutter:

Don’t do me like that

I think most couples see each other on the loo,:laugh:

What if you have the squirts and it stinks?

Do you monitor your husband too?

Do you have a competition chart on the fridge tracking the size, colour, shape and consistency of your poos?

:hehe:

Don't be a silly billy Marsh.but more often than not doors are not closed ,lol, as a couple we are used to each others bits and ****s :laugh:

No I wouldn't ask, I would expect most people would be mindful if they were in someone else home, I would say the toilet as out of order next time the dirty gets visited, which would be some feat as we have 4 :hehe:

FOUR?!?!

Are you still taking residence in michael21's mansion?

She needs 4 because when she does a poo the toilet is unuseable for 2 days so she has spares.

Are you saying she does two absolutely stinky poos every day? Where did you get this information?

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MR C is forever extending, out ...up.... sideways and it always includes the facilities :laugh:

I need Chuff to come and give them a wipe down :laugh:

Mr Cherie after one nightmare Saturday when she got food poisoning and left a mess in all 4.

:omgno:

Speaking of loos does anyone have en suites? we have 2 and Cherie you must have at least one with 4 toilets,

:omgno: Not Cherie's neighbours calling environmental protection services because it smells like there's a burst sewage pipe.

yep two ensuites, a family bathroom and a downstairs loo, surely everyone has at least two toilets in their homes, what kind of heathens :hehe:

We have 2. One main one and the wet room.

Im very good at cleaning, its a big hobby of mine xx

We have one upstairs in the bathroom and one downstairs

Sounds like that would never be used by a woman at your house. :smug: