Whose this then Boris. I should like to know cos as I shall be helping out in the back room tomorrow whilst the Rugby is on so I cant jinx England I shall be working with this new chef.

Hope its not Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay. Jamie would drive me mad and Gordon would shout at me.

But perhaps there is fish pie on the menu which could only mean that the new chef is .................. :hugesmile::hugesmile:

Now him I could work with. :blush::blush:

What's that smell of burning and petrol ? :shocked:

Our chef has a magic touch. He can provide 'whatever' you want and I do mean 'WHATEVER' !


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Orders for food NOW being taken:laugh:

Just come back from seeing Love Actually and just in the mood for some food. Where's this chef with the menu. Just fancy a bowl of chips with mayonnaise hope he does those.

BTW Film absolutely brilliant - would recommend it.

Sorry BusyBee I think the chef you are after does spaghetti bolognese tonight as his friday night special :thumbs: I hope thats ok:laugh::laugh::laugh:
I've heard its very nice though:hugesmile:

Well I am a bit depressed (work stuff) and NEED all this: tea cakes with lashings of butter, spag bol, a bit of carrot cake (the healthy bit), red wine, a flake, ice cream andsome cheese staws.

Can the chefs cope??

Foolish question blinkinlovely. All that and more. The question is........

How do you want it presented?

All on one big plate?

A series of small plates?

With or without cutlery?

Is it for you only or will you share it with a friend so that you can pour out your heart about your problems whist eating? ( I have a friend who lets me do that .... absolutely priceless. I would give her my last Malteser only she is on a diet at the moment and wouldn't eat it !)

Let me know just WHAT you want and I will tell chef.( only toruble is he is watching the RUGBY right now so you might have to wait.
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Well, TV blaring in this pub :thumbs: So far so good for England!!! Come on lads you can do it *hick*

Keeps fingers firmly crossed for England!

No, no, no, no, no not 14-14 :bawling:
Opens another can of Dr Pepper :shocked: *hick* :hugesmile:

Yay 17-14. Come on Engerrrlaaaanndddd

YAY :hello: Come on lads :hello:

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Boris, I definintely need another drink.

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CONGRATULATIONS ENGLAND!!!!!

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Drinks all round I think :hugesmile:

WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

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Where's the champers !!!!!

Yum Cheers LEE!!!!

WE WON!!!!


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CONGRATULATIONS ENGLAND

Sorry I wasnt in the pub been watching it on tv
Very tense however

I've deleted what I had to say earlier. Sorry for being so green-eyed. lol
Party on.

I think we need to evacuate the bar, a small fire seems to have broken out in the snug :shocked:








Oh no the chef is doing Christmas pudding flambe

I wondered what the petrol was for :blush:

Well I did as ordered by OH and son and kept well away from the TV during the match thus making sure that

ENGLAND WON!

Hope you all enjoyed the sterling work that me and that rather tasty chef of yours Boris did in the kitchen this morning - did you enjoy your full English breakfasts washed down with Bucks Fizz?


He did tell me that he has something very special planned for tonight in celebration - he did mumble something about a very chocolatey, alcoholic cake with an appropriate inscription. Plus champage cocktails.

He will have to manage alone tonight though cos I feel I deserve to be allowed out into the big wide world.

Sorry about the small fire, it was due to 'someone' getting over excited and dropping alcohol on to a naked flame. OHHHHHHHH

A naked WHAT ????

Oh, I missread it.


The party is in full swing now.
how about a round of drinks on


THE HOUSE????

Go down well I think.


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Another round of drinks *hick* *hick* Still trying to finish of the champers LEE brought earlier............ oh well to the next set of drinks *hick* *hick*

/me puts twenty pee in the dukebox, selects Queen's "We Are The Champions" and then sings incoherently while staggering around with a pint of guinness. :shocked:

Just the one pint Andy ?


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or did that look more familiar?:laugh:

Well it's Saturday night and I have just watched Pop Idol and am celebrating quietly in the corner with a bottle of Chablis.

What could be better, first we win the rugby and then Roxanne gets voted off. :thumbs: