Lol Sam xD!

Your life is as fantabulous as mine! :dazzler: :spin:

I actually don't know what I've been upto.
Could someone inform me? :]

Just like Magic, SEX SHOCKER with Big Brother housemate
Yesterday Sam (aka Magic) was seen getting into a stangers car
the car is rumoured to be of BB WINNER Brian Belo

http://timesonline.typepad.com/photo...jade_goody.jpg
Jade Goody who was in Big Brother 3 and Celeb Big Bro 6

A source said "It was Brian"

Shaun and Darenn's HoneymoonTrauma

Recently wedded couple Shaun and Darenn revealed the trauma they underwent on the sexy honeymoon romp.

Whilst have a sex-actioned packed holiday TiBB Drama King Darenn was harased by Lauren, the TiBB Moderator. During TiBB X Factor Darenn and Shaun met, and automatically fell in love. However, during their first X rated night, Darenn says he was photographed by Lauren.

"When I was on the show she just came all over me, I didn't know what to do. I was really scared."

Luckily for Dareenn blushing babe Shaun came to the rescue, and told Lauren where to go.

Earlier in the month the sex-stunned couple became the first wedded couple on TiBB, and said they spent the evening after the wedding well.

(Picture of Darenn lying on Shaun)

The couple both jetted off to South London to spend their passionate honeymoon, however, jealous power queen Lauren was said to of stalked the butter-babes throughout the week.

"First of all I was scared, but I could cope." states Shaun, "However, as the week went on Lauren got worse. She just kept interfering and flirting with Darenn. I hated it"

On their first sex filled night Lauren 'broke', and trashed Shaun and Darenns apartment. "I was horrified" said Darenn, "I couldn't believe it at all".

The week only got worse though for the X rated duo, as Lauren got more power hungry. "She was telling Darenn what to do, and he was to scared to stand up to her" revealed Shaun. "I wanted to do something"

The final night for the pair only got worse, as sex-crazed Lauren took Darenn hostage and held him captive in her Lancaster pad. Luckily for Darenn she filmed the action packed night, and he has had a deal with XXXBabes.

Shaun said he was glad Darenn and Lauren had a sex filled romp, and he revealed he now wants to have a 3 way night of passion with her.

LOL!
Love the use of Jade.

Lol couldnt resist :laugh:

DRUNK DAMON SEDUCES COPPER

DAMON was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre.
Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 10100-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence.
When the police had arrived, they were welcomed by Drunk DAMON and his "Friend" running at them... which led to Drunk DAMON.. trying to seduce the officer... *later sacked for accepting DAMON'S proposal*
The TiBB Member, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out while driving a car borrowed from a friend.
Source Says, "Yeah, Damon was out of it, I knew he called the police, who cares... it was hilerious!"








Your welcome :D

ROTFLMFAO.
My publicist told me I wasn't allowed to make anymore comments on that :whistle:

TIBB STAR IN HOMEWRECKER SHOCKER!

Darenn of TIBB fame was yesterday thrown into turmoil as he discovered that Nude actress Vannessa Hudgens had stolen his husband Shaun. Darenn had this to say 'She's a ********** B**** who deserves to die! I hate that Skank! She's a slag! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!'

Vanessa Hudgens refused to comment on the situation. In other news Wailing Bride Nicky has divorced husband Roderico D'lazzio. read us in five minutes as she'll probably have a new suitor by then.

ROTFL!!!
I say that anyway =P
but betch stole mah hubby.

Darenn confesses love for "Untalented Leona"

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Above: Darenn's favourite singer.

TiBB music lover Darenn has told the TiBB Star how he secretly loves Leona Lewis and that he thinks she is much better than Miley Cyrus.

Darenn who has recently dubbed Leona as "having a good voice but nothing original", now has admitted he is a fan of the X Factor winner.

Darenn stated "I did think she was boring and dull with no personality, but now I've realised why millions of people voted her to win, and why she has had number ones across the world. She is great and I have her on my ipod. If only I could marry her."

http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/09/30/Miley%20Cyrus.jpg
Above: "Untalented Miley"

Darenn also confessed how he thinks Miley Cyrus is untalented.

:laugh:

LMAO :laugh2:

SAM GETS BREAST REDUCTION, BATTLES A COKE ADDICTION AND MARRIES MARK RONSON IN A LAVISH GREEK WEDDING ALL IN FIVE MINUTES.......SHOCKER!

TIBB Host Sam has scandalously reduced the size of his ample breasts and has married DJ Mark Ronson in a greek wedding as well as batling a coke adiction.

It all started when TIBB Host Sam got breast implants to make himself feel better after a stormy relationship with Wailing Bride Nicky. He however has recently reduced the size of his saucy knockers and jetted off to a greek island for a shock wedding to DJ Mark Ronson. While doing all this he battled with an adiction to coke which he beat a minute ago.

He is currently working on a new workout video for the new year.

Source: Heatworld

LOL! Pah! This is the TIBB Star! Get that Heatworld trash outta my office! While you're at it go take this order for prams and cots to Argos for me.

Oh sorry, didn't I tell you?
Heatworld has bought over The TiBB Star. :)
And I don't think Heatworld really sees your future here, so..the sooner you can pack up your things the better. :D
Besides, you've got a kid to look after!

I can't be the father, I'm impotent.

*Loads shotgun*

The deal's OFF! Don't mess with me i'm a pregnant man! I'll go all hormonal on yo ass!

:joker:

Security! We've got another hormonal pregnant man!

REVEALED HEATWORLD BOSS FAKED PICTURES AND IS CAUGHT WITH A THAI PROSTITUTE!

In a shocking twist, Heatworld boos Bradley has sensationally FAKED pictures of glorious TIBB Star Editor Dezzy posed as a pregnant man. To add to Bradley's SHAME he was recently caught with a Thai prostitute in a seedy Hotel. Tune in tomorow for her exclusive!

Source: Heatworld

I am not a ***** :sad:

Source: Heatworld