Sure, I wonder how long you will last as Ann?


[spoil]Next Time - Darenn makes his way back, and Laura gets a phone call. [/spoil]

I'll always be Ann gee, I thought that would have been obvious:laugh2:

How is your new life?
Rubber melted yet? loool

Haha I knew Angie wasnt real! And that Shaun really fancied Angie all alone and not Ann!

:O No, he doesnt, he fancys Ann, Angie is the fake Ann to fool Anns family! lol

I know but she is going to be acting like her! So it will be like Shaun fancies her! haha

When two paths became tangled...
 

Last Time: Shaun kidnapped Ann, deserted Darenn, and Angie began a new life as Ann. [/i]

The mans hairy palm reached over, and smoothed Darenn leg. He knew what was coming, and he could take it. Within ten seconds, thick green puke lined the white vans seat.

"YOU ****ING PRICK! THIS 'AINT MY VAN I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! YOU WANTED A ****ING LIFT, AND YOU WONT GIVE SWEET F ALL IN RETURN. WELL YOU CAN **** YOU, YOU PRICK. GET THE **** OUT!"

The man dodged his car in to grass verge, and climbed out the van. He opened Darenn's door, and grabbed his jumper, pulling him out the van.

"Find your own way back you ungratefull tart". The man started the engine, and threw his 'Coca-Cola' can out the window. Darenn wiped away his tears, and drunk the last remaining liquid, before falling to the floor again, in tears.

20 minutes later, and the boy began to take in to account his surroundings. On the side of the road lay a copy of "The Portsmouth Times", and in the distance, he could see what looked like a town or a city. If he found some money, he could try and phone Shaun, and beg for help.



It was near dusk, and the moon could be seen approaching. The boy rubbed with his index finger a 50 pence piece he had found, and, recalling Shauns number, made his way to the phone box. In the distance he could hear the sound of Pete Burns' "Your spin me right round", which was slowly, and sadly approaching.

Darenn entered the phone box, and slowly dialled Shauns number. The phone began to ring...

"Yes Mum, I got the best of, and the Steamboat Willie Boxset..."

Shaun answered.

A voice from outside could be heard. "...it was on a bogoff in WHSmith, and I saw Pete Burn's new autobiography..."

"Shaun. Please. Help me. I helped you get Ann, I helped you..."

"...so can you by it for me next time you, ummm..."

"...Get Ann, and fight off Callum, I have helped you so much, please, just find me some transport."

"...Ummm... I need to go now mum, love you".

"I fought off the hole of TiBB, I found Angie, nobody will know Ann went... Please Shaun" Shaun hung up.

Darenn slowly emerged from the phone box, and he was looked at by a interested 13 something year old.

"Can I help?" Darenn asked, the anger and hatred boiling in his voice.

"Harry doesn't speak to strangers... Darenn. Ann will not be missed, OK. Harry is going". The boy walked off, humming the spice girls.

Darenn walked over to the nearby road, to tired to care, and stuck out his thumb. A car slowy pulled in.

ROTFL.
I'm a failed slag!

that's worse than being a slag xD

I always thought darenn would do a guy for a lift like! disappointing!

BTW, that boy was Posted, who may have a Vendetta against Ann.
Ok.

:cheer:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
 

Last Time: Ann was kidnapped by Shaun, Angie became Ann and Darenn, who helped Shaun kidnap Angie finally returned to London.. being spotted by Posted Spice.[/i]

Angie lay on the sofa, living the life of Ann. It was fun, easy, relaxing. She had been Ann now for 2 days, but already she felt as though she knew Ann inside out. Her habbits, her family, her friends. Everything was perfect.

She lit a cigarette, and turned on the TV, and the angry voice of Jeremy Kyle filled the room, and the audienced gasped.

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She wiped away her tears....

"But... your my parentss...she is my mummm"

Jeremy spoke, silencing the room. "Laura, your parents dont want to hurt you. The results our in... and your mother is..."

The camera pried inwards at the faces, as Angie, or Ann dragged on her cigarette.

"Ann!"

Angie gasped, as Anns face, now the face of her appeared on the screen. Ann had a child! The phone immediately rang. Angie's mind was spinning... not now... she didnt need this.

"Nooo... please no... you have made a mistake! She is not my mother! I know her.... I have seen her.... no... mum... mum.... mum" The girl wept, and Jeremy frowned.

"So thats all from todays show, another family has been made happier. Join us tommorow, when teenage tearaway Annie meets the truth"

Laura was Anns Daughter, and Angie knew now thing were going to get ten times worse.



Shaun stood at the hotel counter, and smiled. He handed over his credit card, about to begin his return journey to Tourquay. His weekend in Blackpool had given him time to create a story, and show Ann who is in control. While Shaun enjoyed his stay in a 4 star Blackpool hotel, Ann had suffered, being locked in Shauns boot, with just one hour of daylight.

Shaun collected his suitcase and card, and thanked the receptionist, walking out of the hotel doors.

"David, David... can you fetch me a pen"

A teenage boy, who occupied the hotels basement went picked up the nearby pen. As he turned, he saw someone familar.... it was Shaun... from TiBB!

He opened the doors, and ran towards Shauns car. He opened his mouth, about to shout hello, when Shaun opened his car boot.

David, or Chewy stood and stared. His eyes focused on his car again and again... and he was seeing right. Ann was locked Shauns boot.

"Ready for the Journey home Ann?" Shaun slammed the boot, and chuckled.

David ran indoors.


One ordinary lady... held hostage by Shaun... being impersonated by Angie. Been spotted by Chewy, mother of Supernoodles, drugged by Darenn, who has been seen by Harry, AKA Posting_Spice...

But what lays in store when Darenn blackmails Shaun, and Laura, Chewy and Posted have a chat.

BUMP. Comment please :P

Next episode please.

Flat 54
 

This episode may contain upsetting scenes for some [/b]

"SHUT THE **** UP"

The rain lashed against the windows like one thousand hungry hands reaching for food in the middle of a holocaust. The lamp stretched the shadows of Shaun across the room, and made Ann feel more scared of the young, teenage boy.

"Now then Shaun, Ann is here, don't worry, I will help you...things aren't as bad as they seem, you just have to let me..."

"...I said SHUT THE **** UP. You evil bitch, you have made my life a mess. A MESS!". He screamed aloud, and throw a glass against the white washed wall, which shattered in to tiny pieces across the carpet.

Ann had been kept in this small flat now for one week, but being locked in these four walls made the minutes seem like days, and the days seem like years.

"WHY ANN? Why? Why didn't you say you had a child! This changes everything! Angie doesn't know anything...WE could be discovered!" A tear slid down Shaun's face, and he suddenly realised what was happening.

Ann's eyes fell to the floor. "Now then Shaun, I didn't want to hurt you, I don't like talking about my dear child, now I was rather young my dear, I didn't know what I wanted. Just let me go home, and nobody will know."

"YOUR GOING NOWHERE! We are together, forever. I am moving in here.... We will live together. It will work. We can have real kids, not like her, that little spawn, so insecure, such a failure, she fantasises over love on EastEnders, just like her dirty mother, as nobody else would dare love her"

"DONT TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!"

Shauns eyes flicked at Ann, and she wailed out.

"I am sorry Shaun, I am sorry, Shaun, Shaun... PLEASE!"

He raised his fist, and Ann ducked down. Just before his swang his fist, his phone began ringing. Shaun paused, as The Fast Food Rockers "A Pizza Hut" filled the room.

Incoming Call Darenn

Shaun answered. " What you dirty little **** bag?"

"Marry me. Marry me online. Or else, I'll report you, you liitle **** bag. TiBB at 9, or else. Goodbye."

Darenn hung up, and silence filled the room.

Oh so just blaming me for a bit of cheap promotion was you?

LOL. Shaun and Ann are sooooo not in love here.... :wink:
Yet.

Can't wait for the next installment.

Lol This is hilarious! I'm loving it.

next one magic:banana:

MSN
 

Nicky says:
xD LOL @ Shaun and Darenns wedding x

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
xD I know! xD How are you?

Nicky says:
Fine, cant believe about Supernoodles and Ann! x

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
Hmmm... yeah

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE has been added to the conversation

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
OMG GUESS WHAT?

Nicky says:
:O What?

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
I saw Darenn the other day in my town! I didn't say anything though

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
:O REALLY!

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
He was on the phone to Shaun and was talking about getting Ann and fighting off Callum! I was to scared to say hi LOL

Nicky says:
What d'ya mean, getting Ann?

Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE says:
No idea LOL.... SPICE GIRLS ARE ON MTV BYE


Posted - STEAM BOAT WILLY FOR LIFE has left the conversation.

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
Nicky, I want to tell you something, and now I wish I told someone else, but you have to promise you wont tell anyone, as I may be wrong.

Nicky says:
Sure, I wont say xD

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
A week or so back, Shaun must of stayed at my Hotel, as I saw him! I ran out to speak, but then I saw something.

Nicky says:
...? x

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
In his boot he had Ann! Why - Dont ask me.

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
But it seemed wrong, like Ann didn't want to be there.

Nicky says:
CHEWY! This is big... and bad :O We need to tell someone older, and responible, or get someone clever, someone really, really clever to do some detective work.

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
Who is really clever?

Nicky says:
Brother?

Chewy - DEMON DAVID IS BACK says:
OMG of course

The news is revealed... But will anything happen?

LMAO!!! That actually looks like a Nicky/Chewy convo (with less smileys though)

LOL!

I agree! Its like SO me and you!

What d'ya mean? Less smilies? :tongue:

We use no smilies xD

:dazzler:

Unlike Mother, Unlike Daughter
 

The rain pattered slowly against the window of the train, and Laura wiped away her tears. As the meaningless fields and faces filled the window, she couldn't't help feel sadness, yet excitement, knowing in two hours time, she would meet her real mum.

It had been 26 days now since her event full time on Jeremy Kyle, and since lots had changed. She felt so distanced from her real family now, knowing that her mother was in fact nothing to her, and this middle aged woman, who, strangely she had known on an Internet Forum for 8 months, was her mother.

Every night Laura would ignore her family, and sit at her computer. She would always be cheered up there, every day something was happening, just a week or so back two members got 'married', which took her mind away from reality.

Ann hadn't been on TiBB at all recently, so they arranged their meeting on the telephone. She didn't speak how she imagined her, for some reason, her middle aged white mother sounded rather... Jamaican.

A loud voice filled the room, and Laura picked up her bag and stood up. She knew that on the platform in front of her stood her mother.




Angie was angry, Shaun never let her know that she had to be a 'Mother' to someone that was Ann's child. When she signed the contract, she only knew about Ann's close family and friends, and since, she had to learn a whole new part of Ann.

Today, she was going to meet her future 'Daughter' and she was dreading every second of meeting a wild, sex fuelled teenager. She knew that she would have to make up a whole new past to please this girl, and therefore risked being discovered.

Angie had been waiting on the cold, baron platform for about five minutes, when suddenly, as if it appeared from nowhere arrived a Train. She knew that any second now, she was about to meet Laura.

A old lady stood off the train, and then a middle aged, over weight man. She waited, and looked down the platform. A young boy emerged as well, and then, somebody that looked like they were from the Army. Silence filled the platform, when suddenly a teenage boy jumped in to the young Army Mans arms.

"I love you Brother" said the younger of the two.

Angie felt like pukeing, she had been stood up. She turned her back, and headed for the exit.

"Ann, it's me"

Angie span around, and saw in front of her a tall, black haired girl. She tried to imagine she was Ann. "Laura its you! My darling baby girl! Look at you! Your beautiful. Like I was."

Laura stood still, emotionless, scared, yet still excited. She tried to speak, but all that game out was a silent squeak.

"I have thought of you every day, my little girl. My little Lean..Laura. Come and give your Mother a hug." Angie walked towards her.

Laura felt like hitting her, her mother, who abandoned her, didn't even know her name! "GET AWAY! YOU WILL NEVER BE MUM. YOUR NOT MY MOTHER"

"Yes I am!" Angie shouted back, the anger showing in her voice, as she walked towards Laura.

"GET AWAY! GET AWAY!" Laura tried to walk away, but Angie continued walking forward. "GET AWAY. MY MUM WILL ALWAYS BE AT HOME!" Laura's hand, out of anger and pain swung forward, and slapped Angie's face.

As of then, everything went slow. As her finger touched Angie's 'Skin' she felt rubber, and, has her hand went back, Ann's 'face' fell to the floor, and dark, black skin shone through. Angie was discovered.

"GET AWAY. YOUR FAKE. YOU NOT EVEN HER. HELP!"

Angie looked around her, and ran for the exit. She ran as fast as she could, everything was blurred, when suddenly, all she saw was Army Print.

The man from the Army had stood in front of her.

"Nice one Brother"