Is that the best you can do! :hugesmile:

I don't hear any better suggestions coming from you !:hugesmile:!

Have you a wordpad full of default responses you keep saved to save you from being creative around here?

Anyway, back to the jokes...

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.




Oh, how appropriate.

Oh sorry, for a moment there - I thought you were referring to yourself! :hugesmile:

:joker::joker::joker:

I doubt she would be into minatures! :hugesmile:

My girlfriend choked on my penis and died last week
It was a major blow.

The shock of seeing that it wasn't what it said on the box - was just too much I guess. Portions are simply not what they used to be! :hugesmile:

how big do you like your portions wombai?

And more importantly, how often do you get them?

"A neglected child calls childline every 8 seconds"

Little fucking shit needs a good hiding from the bill payer!!!

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I hated paying £1.50 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories.

So I got a job at childline.

pmsl

KFC Advert: "So this is what it's all about. Getting fresh, on-the-bone chicken. Look at that!
You could say I've learnt a lot working here.'

Yeah. Like next time, get a ****ing GCSE.

:joker:

Its not sick but oh well it made me lol

Wayne Rooney tells Coleen that John Terry shagged every England players wife/girlfriend apart from one, Coleen says "i bet it was Posh spice the stuck up cow"

I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.

lmfao.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Well lets just say - it is common knowledge that those that talk about it all the time - don't get it! It certainly isn't me that obsesses about it!

I dont like the actual real life ones eg. Maddie, Shannon and Joseph Fritzil (that bloke makes me vomit just typing his name).

But some of them are very good and funny, I just will feel bad if i laugh at the Maddie and all of them jokes, dont think they are funny, IMO, but people have different humours.

As a father, the thought of locking my beautiful daughter up for 24 years and repeatedly raping her is the grossest abuse of trust one can imagine.

But tell that to my boner.

:joker:

Never, then.

Why don't women need a drivers license?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and bedroom.

Oh wouldn't you love to believe that! :hugesmile: Think I'll keep you guessing on that one! :hugesmile: