ben if you were a smart drunk you would have pee'd in a toilet not a bin.

*folds arms and makes bitch face*

OMG a "Piss The Bed Thread" :shocked: :laugh3:

I peed in a wardrobe once...I was utterly off my face...and it was dark

my sister went to butlins with her friends for a hen do and one got so p*ssed that she just squatted over the sofa and p*ssed on it

As a child I used to sleepwalk. I tried to pee in the washing basket once mistaking it for the toilet. Luckily I was re-directed.


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this is embarrassing..........BUT...
the last time i wet the bed was when i was about 19...i was a little drunk and i dreamt that i was having a pee, thought it was reality and 'released' ._.

Like i said my friend made this as a JOKE:bored:

I was extremeely tired and extremely drunk, and i thought the bin is just closer.

Your lucky i wasn't staying at yours that night!

Be thankful..

People who bump have no life

That an insult to me, or to david twilight?

Not to you

Ben's line in this thread is quality, " I am an intelligient drunk":laugh3:

that is true. x

It's True :wavey:

I had some sence to not do it in wardrobe or a basket or just on the carpet.

I used a bin that had nothing in it that was easy to clean out :thumbs:

*Applauds ben the intellegent drunk*

Good point and hey at least your not an eleven year old wetting the bed, that would be embarassing....

wtf i didn't say i did

*Wonders*

I wee'd on a chair abroad once. I thought it was the toilet and I was off my face

I was drunk once and needed the toilet really badly, but couldn't be bothered, so I píssed all over the carpet.

Haha. As you do. You don't give a stuff though when you are drunk.

You're not alone Emily, I wet the bed til I was 9. It sounds really pathetic; but it's not something you can easily get control if you don't grow out of it when you're young. I am not ashamed! :)