*searches through the TV guide desperately*

*was hoping my Flee would attract controversy*

The Boyle Family - New documentary following the lives of Susan Boyle's family.

Ice Road Fuckers - 3 people get the day off work due to heavy snow and ice. In a state of boredom, they take to the icy roads, and get to fucking.

Star Brek - Teleshopping programme announcing the launch of Ready Brek's new product. Star Brek.

This made me laugh sfm. :hugesmile: :hugesmile:

The Price is tight - Medical documentary following Katies return to virginity.

Holden' Balls - A day in the life of an alter boy

:laugh2:

six feet wunder - The touching story of the boy who was born with six feet but only one leg.

brilliant! pmsl

Noose Women - The 'girls' finally pack it in and bid an emotional farewell live on air, with a shock ending.

Fawlty Towels - A spin-off from the hit sitcom based around Manuel and the troublesome laundry.

Shapeless - Producer: We're running out of ideas.
Ideas Man #1: Frank turns 50!
Producer: Already done!
Ideas Man #2: Remove all of their bones.
Producer: Brilliant!

Remove all their bones hehehehe

Spins - The boys and girls from Bristol realise they cant handle drugs as well as they initially thought.

Shamless - When the Gallaghers run out of ideas, they turn to working full time jobs as a last ditch solution to earning pay. Scenes of tedious powerpoint training days ensue.

Derren's Brown - Suggestion, trickery and showmanship in and around Croydon's vibrant gay scene.

Beep Show - Mitchell & Web find out the true meaning of road rage. Its really not that good at all.

18 out of 10 cats - Jason Manford ponders mathematical improbabilities.

Rot To Dance - The undead boogie on down.

Poop Idol : fans compete in a sculpture challenge with a twist

mock the weak : Thee show for wanna be bullies

Jive at the Apollo - In an unlikely twist, there are suddenly funny black British comedians.

Brand Designs - Changing Rooms revived, with Linda Barker replaced by Russell Brand. Tassles galore.

CSI:KY - A bit of a messy cleanup.

Doctor Poo- This drama series looks at a man who travels round the world in a blue car inspecting and saving people from Poo related incidents.

Asses to Asses - Crime drama. 2 donkeys speed around in an Audi Quatro trying to solve a conundrum to get back to the future. No nudity is involved.

Haha.

FAT Cup- Four fat men, one football pitch, three cakes, whoever runs the furthest wins.

Pie Hard- How many hard things can be fit into an apple pie.

This one breaks the rules but oh well-

SeX Factor- All in the name.

Moose women, - basically the same show
C..ock the week

oh and to bring in a film, clash of the Tits

Slongs of Praise - All in the title.

These are fantastic:thumbs:

Jointless - Alexander Armstrong counts down the clock with a series of schizophrenic contestants/arthritic pensioners.

Shaun you have an obsession with old threads......(although you have a good eye for the best ones)

Bargain Cunt - 2 teams go around the country looking for the best piece of minge to flog at auction.

Fuck Tales - A group of ducks, their mean uncle Scrooge and er...well... yeah...

Love Boy - Antique dealer by day, slave dealer by night (can't actually remember what Lovejoy was about, I know it was crud though)