[rquote=2555489&tid=147103&author=ricky2k9][rquote=2555471&tid=147103&author=Shasown]Maybe someone has a novelty lock on an oversized door they need a key for. [/rquote]

LOL :thumbs:[/rquote]

I did actually buy a large rusty looking novelty key to give my gate a 'secret garden' look, paid £2 for it though!!!

£1,220.00 as it stands, has anyone here bidded for it? And are you the current winner :P

The content of his abusive letter is obvious…

[rquote=2556801&tid=147103&author=Nigeria_Bob]The content of his abusive letter is obvious… [/rquote]

Yeah lol "You have just wasted one grand you stupid *******".

[rquote=2556805&tid=147103&author=ricky2k9][rquote=2556801&tid=147103&author=Nigeria_Bob]The content of his abusive letter is obvious… [/rquote]

Yeah lol "You have just wasted one grand you stupid *******".[/rquote]it will be more than 1 LOL i think it will fetch 3+k if money is no object then why not? 3K to some people is pocket change. what marcus wants is 2 or 3 millionairs bidding LOL = 50+K

Loaded peeps are usually a lot more canny with their money that people give them credit for… that's how they get rich in the first place. In all likelihood the buyer will be some couch potato obsessive who's blown their life savings in a rampant fit of mental failing on an oversized nik' nak they perceive to be some kind of televisual holy grail.

I wouldn't give him two-bob for it.

Most popular ebay tool lol its hardly a tool.

£1240 :shocked::shocked:

[rquote=2557459&tid=147103&author=VickyJ]£1240 :shocked::shocked:[/rquote]


And still loads of time to go, wouldn't be surprised if the price trebles:shocked:

I wish he was auctioning an abusive letter on its own, I would bid on that:hugesmile:

I wet the bed after drinking Marstons Pedigree and when the mattress dried out it looked like the face of Jesus. I might put that on eBay.

I honestly wouldn't pay 3€

[rquote=2556883&tid=147103&author=PooBay]I wouldn't give him two-bob for it.[/rquote]

It's not his to sell. It's Channel 4's. He's a dirty thief.:mad:

[rquote=2558056&tid=147103&author=eye sea][rquote=2556883&tid=147103&author=PooBay]I wouldn't give him two-bob for it.[/rquote]

It's not his to sell. It's Channel 4's. He's a dirty thief.:mad:[/rquote]

Wouldnt it be funny if C4 sold him the key for a grand so all hes done is make the money back.

BTW I think at the end of BB housemates are permitted to take an item from the house. I seem to remember Kate Lawler taking a plant in the garden from her year.

I just think it's strange to sell it. If he was going to get £20k for it maybe but for the sake of a grand or two why not just keep it as a keepsake. Judging by the amount of eBaying he does I'd guess he lives on his computer.

OMG £1,240 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rquote=2558098&tid=147103&author=bigbrothermad123]OMG £1,240 !!!!!!!!!!!!![/rquote]

Still the same price today, looks like no-one else can be bothered with it nomore lol.

I bet its stuck at that price untill the last 30mins, then there will be a bidding frenzy.

Has anybody read the negative comments he's received?

Marcus says he's from Brentford, where does Siavash say he's from? It sounds like something field or ly...

someones question about the item

Q: Has this item been wanked on, or been inside a rectum? 08-Sep-09
A: No and no

[rquote=2559167&tid=147103&author=ricky2k9][rquote=2558098&tid=147103&author=bigbrothermad123]OMG £1,240 !!!!!!!!!!!!![/rquote]

Still the same price today, looks like no-one else can be bothered with it nomore lol.

I bet its stuck at that price untill the last 30mins, then there will be a bidding frenzy.[/rquote]you lost the bet:whistle:

p.s
thats what happens in a auction the last few minutes the biding goes crazy i will be supprised if it does not fetch £3,000+

1300!!!

Question about the item:

Q: Hey marcus,I Love you soooooo much,If i win, can i pick it up in person then take you out on a SEXY FUN date?? xxxx
A: Yeah ok.
:joker:

EDIT:

Another question:

Q: I think this key looks like a bit of a mingebag. what could i posibly do with it?
A: Put it in a cupboard or something.

[rquote=2559196&tid=147103&author=MassiveTruck]Marcus says he's from Brentford, where does Siavash say he's from? It sounds like something field or ly...[/rquote]

Golders Green according to the YouTube video.

What next? Marcus sells a 'Date with the Irrepressible Dark Horse'. Bid from 99p. :laugh:

i expect it to go maybe £1750

[rquote=2560056&tid=147103&author=Harry.]What next? Marcus sells a 'Date with the Irrepressible Dark Horse'. Bid from 99p. :laugh:[/rquote]he is selling a pice of paper for £36.01p a toy key for over a £1,000 i bet he would get £10k at least for a date:laugh2: lucky ******:mad:

[rquote=2560060&tid=147103&author=nut][rquote=2560056&tid=147103&author=Harry.]What next? Marcus sells a 'Date with the Irrepressible Dark Horse'. Bid from 99p. :laugh:[/rquote]he is selling a pice of paper for £36.01p a toy key for over a £1,000 i bet he would get £10k at least for a date:laugh2: lucky ******:mad:[/rquote]

He'll get more than 10 thousand pounds going by these ridiculous bids for cack but there won't be a buxom blonde with killer looks at the door...

[rquote=2560226&tid=147103&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2560060&tid=147103&author=nut][rquote=2560056&tid=147103&author=Harry.]What next? Marcus sells a 'Date with the Irrepressible Dark Horse'. Bid from 99p. :laugh:[/rquote]he is selling a pice of paper for £36.01p a toy key for over a £1,000 i bet he would get £10k at least for a date:laugh2: lucky ******:mad:[/rquote]

He'll get more than 10 thousand pounds going by these ridiculous bids for cack but there won't be a buxom blonde with killer looks at the door...[/rquote]



Could imagine a real life 'comic book guy' like from the Simpsons.

[rquote=2558096&tid=147103&author=Luanda]I just think it's strange to sell it. If he was going to get £20k for it maybe but for the sake of a grand or two why not just keep it as a keepsake. Judging by the amount of eBaying he does I'd guess he lives on his computer. [/rquote]

Doesnt take long to fill in the form for auctioned items, then you come back in 7 days to see if it has sold, of not you either put it up again or you leave it for a while.

Low effort selling

£1340 with 2 days to go. Will end up around just over one and a half thousand imo.

All for a piece of wood! Wonder what he'll buy with the money? Toy action figures?

The last minute scrum should be interesting

[rquote=2566856&tid=147103&author=aiv]All for a piece of wood! Wonder what he'll buy with the money? Toy action figures?[/rquote]

Well its his money, but I have a feeling he will donate it to charity or a worthwhile cause. His latest tweets include this:

IrrepressibleDH http://bit.ly/G8RV5
about 3 hours ago from web

It ends today bbfans!! £1,500.00 with 3 and a half hours to go.

I suggest if you can for everyone to check the page around quarter past 2 onwards to see the final bidding wars. Will it reach 2 grand I wonder?

[rquote=2569520&tid=147103&author=ricky2k9]It ends today bbfans!! £1,500.00 with 3 and a half hours to go.

I suggest if you can for everyone to check the page around quarter past 2 onwards to see the final bidding wars. Will it reach 2 grand I wonder?[/rquote]

Loads of big retractions. It's down to 1380 pounds now.

Bidder 27Feedback score is 100 to 499 Retracted: £1,400.00
Explanation:Seller changed the description of the item Bid:12-Sep-09 00:10:22 BST
Retracted: 12-Sep-09 17:59:16 BST

Bidder 42Feedback score is 100 to 499 Retracted: £1,400.00
Explanation:Entered wrong amount Bid:09-Sep-09 01:17:54 BST
Retracted: 09-Sep-09 01:22:06 BST

Bidder 45Feedback score is 10 to 49 Retracted: £1,500.00
Explanation:Entered wrong amount Bid:10-Sep-09 14:35:39 BST
Retracted: 10-Sep-09 14:37:06 BST

LOL people are now scared of winning it.

I can imagine Marcus shouting "****ing mingebags" as we speak..

[rquote=2569603&tid=147103&author=ricky2k9]LOL people are now scared of winning it.

I can imagine Marcus shouting "****ing mingebags" as we speak..[/rquote]

Nah probably talking to his mum saying he can't pay board.

"Guess where I'm going? Local BMW dealership to see about that free Z4 Coupe in gun metal grey metallic."
http://twitter.com/IrrepressibleDH

Free? Me want one.