Thanks mate, you've been really helpful.

Yeah Im going to send her a card now, and see where it goes from there :)

ooh what an imagination, you nawtii boy :p

:shocked: I always thought he was in a Jail in London.. Come to think of it, it would be pointless and unlikely of him coming to the UK, unless he was to do a Book signing or they were gona put him behind glass and let the public pay a £5 Entry Fee to enter a room where Josef can wink at you from behind a glass wall ;)

how epic would that be :shocked:

LMAO. I can imagine a sell-out 'FRITZL WORLD TOUR'. :joker:

And yeah, hope it all goes well for you Patrick, you deserve it :)

urgh. i should really go and get my beauty sleep but i wanna stay and talk about fritzl :(

night.

Your beauty sleep is more important :hugesmile:

Or dream about Fritzl.. that way you can have it both ways :)
They should make a new Nightmare on Elm Street with Josef as the lead role.

I actually LOLed at that first part :thumbs:

And Thank you mate :)

Night Robby

yer without it i look like hagrid :|

Hagrid is amazing.

You always look beautiful :nono:

awwww <3

Jaquline <3 Stephen

:lovedup:

forever and ever.

There sure is for voters here in Scotland - assume same in NI but don't know site - google it -it's public knowlege and not a secret

:hugesmile:

:hugesmile:

I think Jack and Stephanie have a thang going - hope it doesn't decend into private messages so we can all read!

We're very open on the forum about our relationship ;)

we are japhanie :p

LOL - just no net sex please - too much info

Guess that's 'Jack & Stephanie - A Night in Paris' down the ****ter then :bawling:

no net sex please - we're quiet

You're a funny guy, Claymores, glad to see you've stuck around :)

:(

hahahahahaha - what did you buy Stephanie for Valentines instead of taking her virtually up the the ****ter :joker::elephant:

:joker:

I bought her some chocolate...



















...to smear all over her breasts.

:joker:

:)

Think you've lost the clown/asshole smileys

Are you calling me an arsehole? :bawling:

I do over-use the :joker: smiley, though.

No Jack - I was calling Claymores a clown/asshole and worried you'd mislaid the smileys to use on me.

Ah, okay LOL. Nah, you're a funny guy :joker:

Get Jack to tell you PM how he romanced Stephanie!

End of evening thought Patrick - find your girl's postal address, buy her a nice card for Valentines and write/send on it "you are so cute , P". Check with your female FM pals here if this sounds sensible or double check with setanta or niamxho if sounds too cheesy - I'm a male remember!!!!! and even tho I'm 44, women are a complete unknown/difficults still all our lives!!!!

On Monday at school without the lads around ask if she liked her card - you'll know where you stand then. Then go for it date in an evening if a positive or brush it off so neither parties upset/embarrassed if not going well

K?

The answer to does it sound cheesy Claymores is, It's cheesy If she doesn't fancy him and not cheesy if she does!

LOL Niam - girls are a complete mystery to us blokes! You do the advice shop in future!

haha, the rules change according to how much you like the person!

Thread shows how complicated women are.

Guys need help,
Im sitting here with a Pen and a Card in front of me, and I need an idea of what to write to her.

Poems are abit cheesy and odd for our age, so does anyone have any ideas for me to write to her?