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I'll do my best to be on in an hour

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 3236682)

Do it tonight. I'm working tomorrow ah.

working the streeets really isnt working though is it????:spin:

An hour it is; I'll see you all back here at 8:15pm :)

*Sets up a tent and waits*

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3236673)

-turns up on a cruiseliner with MarkWaldorf, Jen and Ninastar-

Shaun: OMG LOOK, NATIVES.
Jen: do they speak ethnic?
Shaun: I just don't know Jen s0b don't make eye-contact.
MarkWaldorf: GREETINGS, CAVE-DWELLERS. WE COME IN STYLE.
Ninastar: what's a cave?
Shaun sighs and Jen pushes Ninastar off the cruise.
MarkWaldorf: 2baha
Ninastar: nggughggngugh-blubblub-blub...
Ninastar drowned
Shaun: ha2 let's go to another island

....to be continued

Please do this for every round LOL <3

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Originally Posted by Lucy. (Post 3236696)

*Sets up a tent and waits*

*gets in tent with coconut wine*

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3236692)

working the streeets really isnt working though is it????:spin:

Oh you know me so well being a customer and all.

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 3236714)

Oh you know me so well being a customer and all.

shhhhh secret customer!

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3236716)

shhhhh secret customer!

yeah I hope that blowjob satisfied you.

Hopefully Claud will take mercy on me :sad:

HI CLAUDIA BEST FRIEND XXx

does claudia have to kill someone or something?

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 3236717)

yeah I hope that blowjob satisfied you.

it did indeed!:dance:

I love you Claudia:lovedup:

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 3236730)

does claudia have to kill someone or something?

Yep I get to shoot two people :hugesmile:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3236780)

Yep I get to shoot two people :hugesmile:

Oh the glee in your tone of voice :spin:
Killer instinct surfacing? :L

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Originally Posted by Lucy. (Post 3236786)

Oh the glee in your tone of voice :spin:
Killer instinct surfacing? :L

Just a tad :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3236780)

Yep I get to shoot two people :hugesmile:

Well I am glad im not taking part. :hugesmile:

I've never rimmed in my life!

But ill suck up to Claudia ;) x

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 3236810)

Well I am glad im not taking part. :hugesmile:

I'll ask LJ if I can shoot people not in the game :D

Oh noes, my pizza has arrived.

Please at least let me finish my pizza if you wish to point the gun at me :laugh:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3236819)

I'll ask LJ if I can shoot people not in the game :D

NO DON'T!

Do you really want me to die?

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 3236821)

NO DON'T!

Do you really want me to die?

No of course not, but I'll shoot Smithy if you want me to :laugh:

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 3236810)

Well I am glad im not taking part. :hugesmile:

-shoots anyway-

http://www.longlostlist.net/listforu...ages/Boone.PNG

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3236825)

No of course not, but I'll shoot Smithy if you want me to :laugh:

oh well thats fine. and stacey too, because she was a bitch earlier.

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Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 3236827)

-shoots anyway-

You Basta- *dies*

what do we have to do for a vest LJ? Is it going to be those game thingys? I'm fecked if it is, I'm so sh1te at them!

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 3236837)

oh well thats fine. and stacey too, because she was a bitch earlier.

Maybe you should invest in a gun :thumbs:

It is Niamh, but a different kind of game. :) Just be alert and you'll be fine.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3236852)

Maybe you should invest in a gun :thumbs:

I would end up shooting myself somehow.

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Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 3236857)

It is Niamh, but a different kind of game. :) Just be alert and you'll be fine.

ok, I'm scared:bawling:

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 3236861)

I would end up shooting myself somehow.

aawwww, Britlin :joker:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3236825)

No of course not, but I'll shoot Smithy if you want me to :laugh:

:shocked:

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 3236874)

:shocked:

I would have missed :hug:

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Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3236873)

aawwww, Britlin :joker:

:0! I like this!

[The new natives all enter the cave where they shall live, courtesy of IKEA. Claudia puts her gun under her pillow safe and sound.]

[cut to interview]
Claudia: I'm so glad that I made it as the first Top Candidate. I've proven myself to LemonJacob that I am the one for the job.

[cut to Lucy, sneering at Claudia's pride]

[cut to interview]
Lucy: Ofcourse I'm pissed, I was only seconds away from asserting my strength... but whatever, I just hope I'm safe.

[They notice all their names written on the wall next to different numbers.]

Claudia - 79
Conor - 52
Dean - 98
Eoin - 63
Gary - 36
Jessica - 97
Joe - 17
Kieran - 96
Lewis - 78
Lucy - 88
MeMyself&I - 57
Niamh - 46
Ross - 100

LemonJacob: Welcome to your new home. The kitchens IKEA, the beds are from Silent Night and you get a free breakfast with Premier Inn!

[a cold, disheartened Lenny Henry is stood in the corner stir-frying wild boar.]

LemonJacob: However, I wouldn't get too comfortable; your first Bullet proof challenge will take place right here...

[The Candidates overexagerrate their shocked facial expressions for the cameras.]

[cut to interview]
Jessica: We have no idea what's going on.

[INSERT ****TY AD BREAK]

Wooo why is there a number next to my name!