"You can't try and make someone feel that way about you when they obviously don't"

This is my quote; Anyone who can have their on thread on a long list of their quotes is the winner of BB to me.

Josie might get a job in an old peoples home when she leaves the house.

Nah, she should have her own comedy show.

Josie to Andrew "I'm doing it for the big girls and you're doing it for the gingers"

Josie to Andrew about JJ

''No good putting butter on his penis , he wouldn't taste any better''

:D

Josie says '' "You could get a few ladies pregnant with that bad boy couldn't you. Oh **** im supposed to be speaking posh"- to Mario

:D:joker::laugh2:.

Josie to John James "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!":laugh2:.

Josie to JJ: ''I've never been a friend with a p*ick like you. I like having relationships with people who are positive...you are not that''.

:joker:

Ben: Josie do you have a question?
Josie: Do you know any Wurzel songs?

:joker:

"I've always wanted a camera man"

:laugh2:

J "Is there a name for that?"
C "Strange"

J "Is there a technical name for that?"
C "Bloody strange!"

Josie and Corin about John James saving every text and recording phone calls:D.

I loved last week with the Superhero task when she kept screaming "C'mon ya cougar bitch!" <3

I would've run you a bath, but the bloody plug's broke!

Phew John James is with Mario in the bathroom.. Jose is around somewhere:D.

Josie and Corin about Andrew Stone

''Hes that one off Steps''

:joker: Wrong.

Don't how anyone can find those funny - particularly the chimpanzee one, it makes no sense, not at all witty! She clearly said the first stupid thing that came into her head! :sleep:

Do you know something, when i first saw him yesterday, i thought that it was him.:blush:

"I'm like Bristols biggest molester in the BB house!"

:D

Josie to Andrew "There is no way you're a virgin. You're too dirty and too smooth."

:laugh:

Josie to Andrew “If you weren’t 19, you’d be in a lot of trouble, young man”

:p:D

it reminds her there are people worse off than she is.

She just lusts after the 'negative' ones - especially if they are a good-looking Aussie! :sleep:

I know what it means - but people talk as if her quotes are funny - that wasn't at all funny, just silly!

you are right, it is not funny.

Josie to JJ in snug after Keeva left
:"I don't hate keeva...I do feel for her"
JJ"I'll admit I thought at first she was a bitch like everyone else did but I grew to like her"
Josie:"I didn't, I thought she was nice then I realised she was a bitch"
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Congrats Josie. 1st, 2nd and 3rd to stick the boot into Keeva after she left.

''I think I might be a little bit gay sometimes''...

:joker:

"John James is as about as romantic as a fish"

:D

Josie apologises to JJ: "Sorry if I keep accidentally touching your didgerdoo".

Probably deliberate:shocked:.

"I have laughed so much in here. Quite a few times I've laughed till I'm crying."

:) Awww.

Josie: Even if every one hates me out there I know every one in here loves me. Probably didn't do meself any favours with the old jealousy thing.

:(

Corin: You cant think like a looser
Josie: Have you seen that badge up there
C: That was a one off
J: No it's not I've been locked in the bedroom since I got here

:D

To Corin about JJ: Its not like you grabbed and aand sucked him behond a bush or anythink

:shocked::joker:

"I'm cool as a cucumber and you've just made me look like a complete turnip"



"You know what the most dangerous animal is? - Shetland pony, no kidding"



"Oh my God, John, what are you gonna do if the bottle lands on me, you lucky bugger?



Josie: "I like strange looking men..." Caoimhe: "what did your ex look like?"
Josie: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."




"i'm havin bit of a dilemma myself..... i just had an accident in my panties"




"Times like this I wish I was an ostrich"

don't know if it's been posted but:

"Oi Keevs, I've got a wedge"

and

"I'm a size 18 now, Dave would have you believe"

"I'm doing it for the big girls, I like to think I cater to the other end of the market"

My faves...

On her friends: I said to my friend, he can sell a story if he wants, because he wants to buy a sex swing

On getting old: I don't want to live long, maybe 68

On positive mental attitude (aka the best quote ever): Do you know what, when i'm feeling a bit low I always remember that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee

On horses: I had these friends at school... when they came round, the horse got a hard-on and chased them round the garden. Chad was his name. He's dead now, bless him.

On her pets: I used to have a billy goat. It wasn't a normal one... he had fire in his eyes

On sex: I didn't realise oral was just with your mouth

On booze: I'm a right randy mare when i've had a few largers

On fashion: I'm not one of those fashion types, because I couldn't give a sh*t. No style, I just wear whats been marked down in the shop

On big nights out: When i'm really out of it, I turn into my alter ego... a cross between a b*tch and Stacey Solomon

On her time in the house: This is the longest detox i've been on since I was 12

On missing Govan: Govan, if you're watching this, then I want my little man back. Try and break through the back door. I'll let you in. Come back to Mummy, quickly.

On pregnancy: Big Bro, I'm up the dufferrrr!

Thanks!:D:hugesmile:.

To Corin: "You're looking pretty darn fine - you should be issued a parking ticket."

Josie tells Laura: "I won't have Davina, I'll have men in white coats waiting for me."

:D

''Andrew, I don't want Social Services knocking at my door, stop it!''


:joker:

classic

"I turn into a randy mare when he touches my arm. He accidentally stroked my boob last night. I thought a firework went off."


TMI:joker: