Omfg :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

* Or both and you have to use jumbo tampons and you lie about being a virgin?

I'd say the first time I fell in what I thought was 'love' was 15. The first time I fell in actual love was 22.

Heavy flow. Poor vicky has to keep a mop handy in towers for me. :sad:

When was the last time you penetrated someone with your penis?

I don't use tampons and nope I was a virgin until 18. :tongue:

As opposed to what? Penetrating them with my toe?

That would be 8 days ago. (The penis not the toe!)

Penetrating someone with your toe was my Saturday Night last week. It's completely do'able.

D:

D:

How old are you now? I thought you were about 21. :joker:

How much would you demand to be paid if any to have sexual relations with this woman?

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Ooo another question. I think you've already answered this before but I can't remember what you said.

Anyways, when did you realise you were gay and when did you come out? c:

Its still brown to this day. I just can't seem to get it clean :bored:

ahahahahaha

he's like almost 30, he's in the old peoples club :amazed:

I've recently turned 27.

(Smithy you are not allowed to comment! :nono:)

About £80,000. That would see me nicely around the world. :hugesmile:


I realised when I was 16, but didn't come out until I was 18.

Good grief D:

whats your favorite TV show

Damn! You already commented. :bored:

D:

Its horrific

ew

I won't tell you how long it took me to dislodge the sweetcorn :bored:

EDIT: From underneath my toenail.

Quantum Leap.

Well before your time, but it was about a man who leaped from one persons life to another and had to correct bad things that happened in history to them. He was trying to get back to his own time (our time) but he had to keep leaping from life to life until he had altered enough of history. :lovedup:

When you were at school, what subject were you best at and what subject were you worst at? :amazed:

I was best at Art, Drama, IT and English.

French was my worst subject as I never much cared for it or the annoying French teacher that would always cry in lesson if we didn't behave.

I know. I know :pat:

Lmao. :laugh: My french teacher always looked like she was on the brink of tears too. :L

They can't seem to deal with pressure much. :laugh:

ermm, who would be your ideal CBB housemate

-running out of non dirty questions-

Glenn dont be so bloody vile :laugh:

Joanna Lumley. She would be amazing to see in there, but I highly doubt she would lower her standards to appear on C5's BB freakshow.

Would you ever marry someone in order to gain citizenship to somewhere?

No, as much as I want to get out of the UK, I want to do it through my own merit and hard work.

I can't help it:shrug:

K so we've all obviously ran out of polite questions. I'll start the dirtier ones.

How many times have you had sex? :evilgrin:

I don't keep count. :tongue:

:suspect:

Rough guess?

More than you.

[U Mad]

Come on! Theres no point beating around the bush!