**** me i'm boring compared to all of you.

Some have been a lot more open and honest than others, this thread has been a little bit of therapy :)

I'm not going to be very interesting but I thought I'd write 10 things anyway, just to let people know more about me I guess. :D

1. I've never met my Dad, and I've always lived with my Mum. He's Turkish and he lives in Malta at the moment because of work. He married another woman and has a little daughter with her, so technically I'm not an only child but I count myself as one. He plays in bands and has done all his life. Anyway enough about my Dad who is really interesting compared to me, LOL...
2. I haven't been to a country that isn't England, Wales or France in 7 years. :(
3. I lived in a small council flat in South West London for almost 10 years, I now live in Kent.
4. When I was 5, I went on a holiday and stayed in a caravan, in a place 20 minutes from where I live now. We never knew this when we moved here.
5. I go to an all-boys Grammar school. My GCSE choices are Spanish, French, Business & History.
6. I nearly auditioned for Britain's Got Talent when I was 9 but decided against it due to poor stage fright in front of big audiences (and looking back in hindsight, lack of talent was also a factor LOLOL)
7. I am related to the man who wrote The Pied Piper (well like the famous novel or something).
8. Despite being incredibly clumsy and accident prone, I have never broken a bone.
9. I've been threatened at knife point. My diabetic friend and I were home alone at his house once and his blood sugar levels were too like...I can't remember if it was high or low but he went crazy and got a knife out. I cried for hours.
10. I was on TV on the discovery channel back in 2006 with Mum. It was a TV show about single mothers and I remember I loved the camera crew and show execs and stuff but hated the actual presenters who were shown on the actual TV show, and when I saw it was them on the thing I got really angry.

:joker:

What were you gonna do?

Oh I've got an 11 that's very interesting.

11. My great great grandad was best friends with Gandhi and was the Prime minister of an Indian state. In my grandads country home in rural India there is a large picture of them both together.

Just one slight addition to this.

Respecting peoples right to believe whatever they like is one thing that I agree with.

That all beliefs deserve respect, is not an opinion I share. I'll protect someones right to believe, but I don't think that belief in a god is worthy of respect without any evidence.

..who for...you or us?

I hadn't seen yours Shaun....

1)..ouch..painful :hug:
3) Paperclip jewellery is cool
5) :hug::hug:
6) 1..that actually surprises me..you should try and get to more
10)...I already knew that

Sing :blush2:

To be fair, when I was younger I had an alright voice. Not a good voice though, but I have some natural singing ability. Well no it went when my voice broke, because I definitely don't sound good singing now.

Whos us?...

Aaah, right. Fair enough.

..the members who have posted..do you mean it's therapeutic for us..or you..I didn't understand

I wasn't referring to anyone in particular ammi.

...I wondered if you meant it was therapeutic to others reading it...or the posters...not that you were singling anyone out..I didn't understand the post

I think everyone's been honest, and as open as they want to be. It's been nice to find out random things about an interesting bunch of people.

I'ma do it, prepare to ****ing snooze.

1) I eat Tortilla Wraps with Pot Noodles, Curry, Chips

2) I turned down a role as a Coronation Street extra.

3) I wish I hadn't bothered as I failed my GCSE's and that was the reason I didn't take on the role.

4) I was only 'out of the closet' for a month, before I had sex with a guy for the first time (only time even)

5)I don't think I'l ever adopt in my life-time

6)I'm a people pleaser, if people around me aren't happy, I'm not.

7) I'm overly opinionated to the point where I'l address if, even if it hurts somebody.

8) I once split my best friend up from her boyfriend as I didn't like him.

9) I got lost in the Trafford Centre for 4 hours once.

10) I faced a traumatic ordeal at the age of 12 (If people really want to know, PM me, it isn't a nice story)

...did you not want to do it?

Your #10 Lucas :suspect:

some interesting facts

Oh it wasn't that, if the offer came up again, I'd take it on in a heart-beat. It was because I had GCSE's going on at the time and had a routine going on.

Yeah, only close family and like three other people actually know that one. It's not nice.

I hear ya buddy me too :hugesmile:

Never mind ammi :)

Aww.. hopefully you'll get another chance

1. I can put my legs behind my head.

2. I’ve been single for about 5 years :| Chatting up women in any circumstance seems like the scariest thing in the world.

3. Which means... yeah...

4. I’ve never met my father.

5. I’ve had my nose broken on two occasions. Once after being kicked in the face wrestling on a bouncy castle at about 11 years old. The other time playing football a few years later, being caught by an elbow. So...

6. I had cosmetic surgery on my nose six months ago, and I’m having further surgery in the summer.

7. I pee sitting down.

8. I’m an emotional drunk. On several occasions I’ve ended the night crying while telling everybody how much I love them.

9. I only achieved 4 passes at GCSE level, thanks to my dreadful attendance and all round laziness. Thank god they're meaningless.

10. I once called a bouncer a cvnt after he repeatedly refused to let me into a club for looking too drunk. On reflection, maybe he was right...

1. I've never broken a bone..

2. ^^ Probably due to the fact im addicted to milk and drink about 12 glasses a day

3. I once wanked so hard it all went on my glasses

4. My great uncle is Sean Fallon who played for Celtic and was assistant manager for them when they won the european cup in the 60s

5. I have constant back/neck pain which is a bit of a drag

6. Ive been smoking since i was 16 and ive always really really really really really want to stop

7. Sex is overated..i'd rather have a wank

8. I went to australia when i was 14 to go to my brothers wedding..it was AHMAZING

9. I love to suit up its the greatest feeling in the world

10. I MADE GOOGLE.

No.3 :laugh3: thank ****** the world has you in it Karl!

:laugh: I often do this too, I put it down to laziness

Nothing like treating yourself to a sit-down wee.

aw yes i love to pee sitting down too

:joker::joker::joker:

Annnnd...

I agree with both of these.

ok ok, taking inspiration from other people's lists.

1) I have once been taken to hospital after a stool cracked open my head (I exaggerate, I can't remember too much but I was bleeding a lot and had to wear a helmet to bed)

2) I am an uncle to a beautiful niece and I genuinelly believe she is the prettiest baby girl I have ever seen in my entire life and she makes the whole family so happy it makes me happy.

3) I'm at University and I'm about to finish and hopefully get a job, in planning.

4) I have three older sisters, and it has had an effect on my mannerisms and being the youngest I often have taken things for granted in the past.

5) I prefer (and love) to be alone for long periods of time, especially in stressful times (like now in Uni).

6) I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time because I have serious confidence issues and I'm adament no girl will ever find me attractive :laugh:

7) Like Karl says, masturbation is amazing.

8) I once won a Radio competition and won some goodies, the question was something along the lines of 'which five countries send the most post/mail per year' and we had the exact same book that the radio DJ was getting the question from.

9) I've left the country only once, to Gran Canaria. I hope to go travelling at some point because this country depresses me.

10) I am ridiculously boring.

Nothing better than wearing a suit

1. I am a karaoke presenter, however if you met me 5 years ago I would never even DARE sing in front of people. I dont know what changed.

2. When I was 6 year old I broke my best friends glass cabinet by trying to climb to the top to steal a bath pearl to use when I got home because it was shaped like a dolphin. The cabinet fell, I fell to the side so it didnt quite land on me, but his parents were pissed because it smashed completely. I was banned from their house for a fortnight, which seemed forever back then :joker:

3. My nickname at senior school was jump. Partly because of my surname, partly because I refused to jump for any reason during games in PE because my breasts were massive compared to everyone else so I was paranoid :laugh:

4. I still have a neopets.com account and I play pretty much everyday

5. I was once arrested and charged with fraud/obtaining money by deception. Its a long story but basically my boss hit on me and I turned him down so he said I wasnt getting my wages I was owed and was sacked also, so I wrote a cheque to myself (from his chequebook)for the amount I was owed, tried to cash it and got caught. I recieved 15 hours community service (I think it was that, I had to make posters that were anti-drugs and stuff like that) however on my last day the woman didnt pick me up so technically I still owe them 5 hours.

6. I once went through a phase of liking girls. I was sleeping with my mate for a few months until I decided it wasnt for me.

7. I had an abortion when I was 16 year old.

8. I have never broke a bone in my life, however my thumb nail has came off once after my sister jammed it in the door.

9. About 3 months after my nail came off when my sister jammed it in the door, I jammed my sisters finger in the car door. I swear it was an accident but my parents to this day do not believe me and say it was revenge.

10. I have a huge scar on my left hand that constantly reminds me not to get too drunk. I did it with a piece of glass when I was 15. I was mortal and arguing with a friend saying that it didnt look sharp, and stupidly decided to prove I was right. I was not right, clearly.

Urgh...thats all this country needs...More wankers in suits....:joker:

KIZZY. ouch. :joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

1. My parents were very poor when I was born, I spent the first 10 years of my life living in a house with a tin bath and no inside toilet;
2. I have a younger sister and brother;
3. I am 5' 1" tall;
4. I failed one A level and got grade E in the other;
5. I have no qualification in maths whatsoever;
6. I am a legal secretary;
7. I have never seen a single episode of Coronation Street;
8. My grandfather is 97 years old;
9. My great grandfather won the DCM at the Battle of the Somme;
10. I hate cold drinks.

I remember when you said something like that before. Even when I read it now it makes my hand feel weird and automatically clench into a fist. :(

:laugh: oddly enough it didnt even hurt. I didnt realise I was bleeding until my friend started screaming. Could see tendons and everything :o

:yuk:

Should have taken a photo and sent it into Nuts magazine. Could have made a quick fifty quid :p