*unholy thoughts about wet Jason*

Not my 2 faves being the least liked

"You should have felt the impact of that fish in my ****ing face" incoming?

Not more licking

Andy's balloon giving me Ed on Grindr teas

bYE

JaynEs face @ the fish toothpaste

Another party :bored:

Ong I love that Laura Evelyn secret handshake

Jason was amazing in the task :laugh:

Wasn't everyone? :shrug:

Not Evelyn and Alex still being a thing

Evelyn looks a lot better without her usual dark lipstick :think:

Nooo

Laura ruled that task as always

jeSUS CHRIST HE'S A REVERSE BUTTERFACE

no

andy cheating on ed with the diary room voice

This Andy >>>

Producers need to stop their balloon fetishes

The only thing Jason is sad about is the boos and chants he couldn't care less Hughie's not talking to him

umm

Mess

omg andy's jason impression is so accurate

Why do I feel like this diary room lasted three hours and this was his best material

Laura going for all the boring males :clap1:

Almost justifies Ed's grindha antics tbh

Drag him Laura babe!

Yes! here for Laura dragging irrelevant Alex :clap1:

Wow Andy coming thru with the tea for once.

all of the males up for eviction? :fc: (except Sam because I doubt even a new homophobic housemate who was raped by a Mancunian called Sam would nominate Sam :bored:)

King Sam's impact!

Here for Alex getting Winston'd

can we start a crowdfund thing for Pete's taste

It's no wonder Lateysha gained over 20lb in weight during her time in the house!
How the **** does anyone gain that much weight on supposed 'meagre rations' ?

She must have made sure she ate her fill of the luxury shopping budgets before they were confiscated!

Talk about party sausage rolls!!!! :joker:

Pete no

ok calm down with the Years & Years volume mixing

Good for Andy having fun!

I think it would fail...........BADLY!!! :laugh:

Jaynes reaction.