Yes. I was dating her at the time.

Have ever been caught short in public.

not sure what that is
have you ever had a black eye

Yes. Brutal.

Would you ever murder someone to protect someone you loved.

No. I wouldn't be able to kill someone :|

Have you ever hugged a stranger

Yes. She was an attractive young lady so she didn't have much choice.

Have you ever been caught short in public. ie had to go to the lavatory but didn't make it in time.

Have you ever pee'd in a bottle?

Yes. At the doctors.

Have you ever farted in front of someone you were trying to impress?

NO!

Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?

Of course. Hasn't everybody?

Have you ever chatted someone up who fancied your mate.

No

Have you ever stolen anything from the elderly?

No.

Have you ever broke something that wasnt yours but denied it

Yes :laugh:

Have you ever started a rumour about a friend?

Most probably... Cant think of any. But i know my friends have made a lot of rumours about me. :sad: Not very nice ones either.

Have you ever found a wallet or purse and kept it?

Yes. Tragic, I know.

Have you ever travelled on a tram?

No

Have you ever been in trouble with the Police?

Yes, I got arrested but it wasnt my fault. My friend smashed a window, and the man said it was me.

Have you ever embarresed yourself in front of someone you like/fancy?

Yea :laugh:

Have you ever smoked?

How weird is that? I have a fag in my hand at the moment! I am giving up though.

Have you ever done drugs

Nope.

Have you ever climed a mountain?

Does scaling the pennines count? If so, yes.

Have you ever lied to save your own skin knowing that some one else was going to get into trouble (details please!!!!)

Yes! All the time...mostly my little brother gets the blame.

Have you ever stepped in dog sh*t?

Not recently but I have in the past.

Have you ever crossed the street to avoid someone.

then when they call my name I walk faster and pretend I can hear them...yeah :laugh:


Have you ever killed an animal and then cooked it?

Yeah. I went to Jamiaca when I was younger ( My family are from there). They killed a goat and we had it for Sunday lunch.

Have you ever lied to girlfriend just to keep the peace.

Haha....last night :laugh:

Have you ever smelt your armpit in public to see if you were stinky?

All the time - You've got to do it on the sly so nobody notices.

Have you ever reversed you underpants because you didn't have any clean ones.

^ Haha i do in front of everyone...mostly on the tube :laugh:

Um....eewww never!


Have you ever spat in someone's drink/food?

Never. Gross!!!

Have you ever picked food off the floor and ate it.

All the time!! I do it on the streets aswell...blow on it and its clean again :hugesmile:

Have you ever bitten your tongue?

No. Not flexible enough and it's gross.

Have you ever sent food back in a restaurant just because you didn't like the waiter.

No

Have you ever vomited in a public place, embarassing yourself?

Yeah. Did it at Christmas.

Have you ever urinated in a public place and got caught.

Yes (on the hard shoulder of the motorway and got caught by the police & fined).

Have you ever.........caught yourself in your trouser zip? oooohhh!!!

Thankfully not!!! Was the Frank on top the beans?

Have you ever had sex in a public place and got caught?

No

Have you ever got really drunk and snogged someone you didn't really like, and then regretted it the next day?

Kind of. I just don't think I regretted it.

Have you ever bought drinks for a girl hoping she'd put out

No

Have you ever called a date by the wrong name?

No. Touch wood.

Have you ever failed to perform. Fnarr fnarr

Never!

Have you ever, fallen asleep during....

Never!!! but many times soon after

Have you ever had a quick knee trembler?